Jordan Michael Brown

A boss ass bitch,
She might not stay on the court like Michael, but she knows how to ball.

Damn that girl is so elevated, she must be Jordan Michael Brown.

by Jordan Michael B June 6, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is an unintelligent girl who is upsessed with GayTS I mean BTS who looks like a decomposed sea urchin with the iq of Patrick.

Jordan was a bitch today in school
Jordan thinks she’s hotter than Addison Rae

by Binki Boy June 30, 2021

Jordan

This type of Jordan is racist, unfunny, and is a midget

Damm, this guy is such a jordan

by anonymous July 1, 2021

jordan_will_rail_you

an extremely rich and famous person, widely known across the social media platform tiktok

gay person 1: '' hey do you know jordan_will_rail_you?"

gay person 2: " yeah, they're so famous''

by dogboytommytruther July 5, 2021

Jordan

The worst person ever i hate you so much for spoiling Made In Abyss i hope you die so much

Fuck jordan she a bitch

by Larry From Vegetales July 9, 2021

Jordan

He's probably funnier than you. And gets a lot of women but plays too much video games.

Tamary: Oh my god i can't believe I rejected Jordan he is soooooooooo cute i'm literally so wet he is so hot

Ashlyn: Literally same. I did the same thing and i regret it so much

by SlurpoSeth July 12, 2021

Jordan

Jordan boy usally with black or brown hair and brown eyes .has an amazing personality and is extremely funny. Always the one makinging everyone laugh in a group of people. Jordan tends to love his girlfriend more then anyone else and will do anything for her .he never cheats and is an amazing guy .

Look at Jordan making everyone laugh

by Lagoonablue16 July 18, 2021