Human Earthquake 

noun. plz see cow for more info. for a person to be over 500 lbs. or they think that they don't weigh over the ton limit. when the person walks you can feel the earth trembling under them. when you see the person that is walking (i.e. Eva) you have to hold onto the table, slide under a sturdy table, or get yourself under the door and Brace yourself. Then scream out EARTHQUAKE!

the wal-mart worker Eva cow is so fat that there's always a sizematic trembler.

Bubbles and Countess always grab the edges of the table when there's an human earthquake proaching the break room. the tables start shaking like there's no tomorrow

Human Earthquake by Motorola_Queen January 6, 2008

human slinky 

When one willfully propels oneself down a flight of stairs.

Dude, did you see that chick?! She just did a human slinky and broke her neck! It was awesome!

human slinky by rymertime October 7, 2010

human suitcase 

when you put all your clothes on a midget and pull it around in the airport.

instead of taking her prada carry-on, jenna decided to just carry her human suitcase to the boarding gate.

human suitcase by ckguy518 March 1, 2011

human suitcase 

when a midget on rollerskates puts on all your clothes and you pull them through an airport terminal.

tina: did you pack your suitcase carl?
carl: nah, i'm bringing a human suitcase instead. he packs himself.

human suitcase by iamkayelem March 1, 2011

human suitcase 

Smuggling narcotics or other contraband through security checkpoints by stuffing them in your ass.

John: "Hey James how did you get the weed through security?"
James: "Easy, man, I just used my human suitcase. I wouldnt sniff the bag if I were you!"

human suitcase by unoriginalsin March 7, 2011

Human Air Pocket 

Its when you get trapped in a tremendous fart that it almost feels like you're going to suffocate from it. Much like how it is when a plane hits an air pocket when for a moment you can't breathe and inasmuch you want to get out of it, you cant.

Holy crap! I just got trapped in a human air pocket, it stank so bad i almost vomitted.

Human Air Pocket by fhm100sexiest#101 August 3, 2011

Human pinball machine 

The act of three people have sex with a man in the middle using his dick to screw one person while he uses a backwards facing strap on to screw the person behind him. He then moves forward and backwards making a human pinball machine.

Bob: Dude I had a threesome last night
Dave: How'd that work out?
Bob: We did the human pinball machine
Dave: Atta boy!

Human pinball machine by Pmoney July 5, 2012