1. A cookie to be eaten by a hampster
2. A small goober like person, usually a girl, with attribute resembling a hampster, as well as having a tendancy to be very much like a cookie.
2. A small goober like person, usually a girl, with attribute resembling a hampster, as well as having a tendancy to be very much like a cookie.
by Alcyone September 8, 2006
Get the hampstercookie mug.A woman whose snapper is moist in anticipation for a massive ding dong to be placed inside of her. Usually a female who is a minority.
That broad takes it so much that she is a hampster cunt.
Damn, I'd fuck her but she's a hampster cunt.
Damn, I'd fuck her but she's a hampster cunt.
by Michael Juhasz November 9, 2007
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Grandmas with hip replacements that rides segways with seats.
The hip replacement is usually very cold and you should not at any point put your penis in it.
The hip replacement is usually very cold and you should not at any point put your penis in it.
by Xstasyen September 28, 2010
Get the hipstergranny mug.A middle-aged married man who regularl engages in quickies between work and the barroom with under-aged women. Usually, he will dress retro surfer or a jock wear, but engages in neither surfing or sports. Exhibits the symptoms andretro- jargon of a severe mid-life crisis and may be in the process of divorcing or being divorced.
Rick's wife said he was a perfect hipster - cheetah who actually manages to call her between blowjobs and trips to the market.
by D. Healey November 10, 2011
Get the hipster - cheetah mug.hipsters take the fun out of everything and do things that they think people dont do, but they really do. they alienate themselves with other hipsters doing shitty things and getting nastalgic about things thats their parents werent even alive to experience. they dress ugly in tank tops and fedora hats and dont do anything illegal. they try to trick themselves into not caring about what people think about their style, lives and actions but the only reason they do the things they do is to gain attention. usually upper middle classed kids who shop online from organic websites based in foreign countries. they believe in world peace, harmony and love, yet due to the demand on the flip flops they buy from cuba more and more children get sucked into sweatshops to keep up the demand.
Hipster: Check out my new organic fedora i bought online from Africa.
Guy: whats it made from?
Hipster: African children's hair and sweat.
^^They love anything organic
Guy: whats it made from?
Hipster: African children's hair and sweat.
^^They love anything organic
by Kolgrad January 12, 2012
Get the Hipster mug.A person who criticizes/dislikes hipsters when in fact said person is a hipster themselves. This word can be used to describe anyone that makes fun of hipsters while taking pictures in a field with a fish eye lens. A hipstercrite also pretends to like good music.
"Hipsters are so annoying, am I right?!" *said while wearing high-waisted shorts and heart-shaped sunglasses*
This person = Hipstercrite.
This person = Hipstercrite.
by sarahp774 May 11, 2013
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