Carpetburn

When one sneezes and farts at the same exact moment, causing a dragging burning sensation of the asshole.

The Carpetburn caused Sally to scream and drop to her knees.

by Nortch Wiggler June 12, 2022

carpet house

taya bedford

taya bedford lives in a carpet house

by ohmylolly98 June 15, 2022

carpet splunking

carpet splunking

Ah shiiittt, Hunter's looking to rock up! He's carpet splunking again!

by anonymous July 21, 2022

Carpet

Just a lame individual, and you know what else? 90% of the time they are an npc.

Dude we just went up to our high school coach and he was basically none existent…. What a fucking carpet.

by SuDaniel of Queensberry July 31, 2022

Cape May

Alex Zick owns Kent Lambie who owns Cape May, thus Alex Zick owns Cape May

Whistle tips go Whoo whoooo in Cape May

by dildoschwagginz69420 August 6, 2022

Cape

Wendy wouldn’t cape for you, don’t cape for her.

Wendy wouldn’t cape for you, don’t cape for her.

by Thebigpictureee August 11, 2022

Cape of good hope

A British colony that existed from 1795-1910. it lives on as a rocky headland in Cape Town, South Africa. the Dutch first landed then possibly got Rekt by the UK so the Dutch-Africans became the Boers/Boars. it was also Probably a scam made by Portugal to waste countries time. The colony ended in 1910 To make The Union Of South Africa.

the Cape of good hope has Millions of People because of the city Cape Town.

by english-scottishladlol August 15, 2022