A cake made from all past ejaculations and shaping it into a cake to give to your significant other on a special occasion
"Yo Ive been saving all of my semen for the past 6 months. I'm gonna make a sexual cake for Katie this Valentine's Day."
by Milkwater February 05, 2015
The process of annihilating a female from the rear in order to make the female's ass cheeks smack together, which in turn creates a very audible clap, as if you were smacking your hands together.
by 3K1NG3 August 10, 2009
Similar to a creampie, but instead both partners have dandruff in their pubes thus causing flakes to mix in with the pie
by Your Really Weird Neighbor August 14, 2016
by TyraIan April 11, 2007
Cake licking can be used in different ways. One could be using an assload of cum and mixing it with the necessary cake ingrediants to make it. But the filling and icing should be cum. You would then, during sex, smash it in her face and demand her to lick it off her fingers or have a third person or you lick it off for her.
"Man, that bitch sucked my dick so hard, she was awarded with some cake licking!"
"Yeah, man, sounds kinky as shit. I'll do that the next time I have sex. Fucking cake licking!"
"Yeah, man, sounds kinky as shit. I'll do that the next time I have sex. Fucking cake licking!"
by Spencer Stuart June 26, 2015
The act of gently fingering an asshole to determine if it is clean. Kind of like when you place a tooth pick into the middle of a cake you are baking. If the tooth pick comes out clean you are good to go, same with the finger.
by cleverAFsometimes March 03, 2017
fred:"stay away from ted".
confused guy: "why whats wrong?"
fred:"jabroni just ate a mean turd cake"
confused guy: "why whats wrong?"
fred:"jabroni just ate a mean turd cake"
by tomcon5 October 22, 2009