Definitions by cleverAFsometimes

show me your shamrocks 

Men's dicks or balls.

Show me your shamrocks!

show me your shamrocks by cleverAFsometimes March 3, 2017

cake test 

The act of gently fingering an asshole to determine if it is clean. Kind of like when you place a tooth pick into the middle of a cake you are baking. If the tooth pick comes out clean you are good to go, same with the finger.

Dude, make sure you do the cake test before he sits on your face.

cake test by cleverAFsometimes March 3, 2017