Dirty Woods

The act of screaming I’m an onion Mason while nutting

Beth did a Dirty Woods on Ben

by Mc retard April 9, 2021

Wood

Whenever you are in the woods Joe Bernthal comes out of no where and shouts "there in the wooods"

A sentence that includes this is ... Andrea was doing target practice and shane said "there in the wood(wooooooooods) there in the rv"

by Mr McLightswitch February 19, 2023

Jake Wood

average

Jake Wood

by nottherealclashofficial May 2, 2022

ward wood

Protects the boner that happens in the morning

Thomas is the ward wood

by Critius January 11, 2018

Nate Wood

A Great man with a long dong shlong

Bro theres Nate Woods after you

by Yo Mumzy November 22, 2021

Carter Wood

The main character in “Rather Be Elsewhere”, a popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation, he has to deal with many obstacles that come with being a teenager. He just your average kid, 3 dads, 2 friends, just a normal day.
-Just a Normal Day, Rather Be Elsewhere.

Dad 1: Hey where’s Carter Wood our only son.
Dad 2: I think he’s getting ready.
Dad 3: Yeah he’ll be down in a minute.
Dad 1: I love you guys.
Dad 2, Dad 3: We love you too.

by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018

Wood block

It is when you’re friend is in a long distance relationship or a relationship which has ran out of gas and they refuse to give up; as if their trying to get wood from a dead tree.

My friend is trying to wood block himself at every encounter now. It’s utterly horrendous, they need to end it.

by Thermoraptor May 6, 2022