Split the wood

A mark ass nigga that splits the backwood instead of unraveling the backwood
by Splithewood December 03, 2016
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Wood Kiss

A complex sex act that require accuracy, precision, and execution. The male pulls out his wang, which has to be chubbed to some degree, and places it on the edge of the vagina. The woman’s beaver then grinds the veiny pork until all foreskin has been removed from the grinding. There may be some spots left, so having some gritty sandpaper may be better. The peen drill should now be skinless and pink, and the woman blows it.
My girl was so wild last night that she gave me the wood kiss, so I had to go the hospital.
by Buttslopper-oo November 19, 2019
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Hundred Acre Woods

He knew not to enter the Hundred Acre Woods because poo lives there.
by donkeyshane June 22, 2010
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Jory Wood

I don’t know when you will see this or if you ever do… but I love you. You make the darkest days feel so bright and you are more warming than a fireplace with fuzzy blankets and drinking hot coco… you make me so happy and I honestly just need to confess my love for you. You still make me nervous and I still sweat when I hold your hand or when I’m around you. You really know how to make me happy and get me going. You are my number 1 motivator and I honestly can’t ask anymore of you. Thank you so much for everything you are so amazing. I love you 💞
Jory Wood… will you please marry me someday
by Squish22 May 05, 2022
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wood locked

When you get a boner at your desk and cannot get up.
I totally got wood locked after looking at naked pics of your mom.
by Medfordscum January 31, 2017
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Beaumont woods

All you can smell is curry and noodles
This place is Beaumont woods
by Sexy paki 123 August 21, 2019
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ally wood

Hardest cunt about 🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻
Ken that ally wood he’s the hardest cunt about be scared
by Top bhoy October 17, 2018
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