Rape-butter

The act of saying to your mother that you may have accidentally gotten your cat pregnant. You see there is a much deeper meaning behind this. Say you just had some bomb ass Fruty Pebbles and you just get a raging boner. You can't just not leave it there and wait for it to go away. That would be a waste. So you are looking saying to yourself about how in god's name are you gonna get rid of this breakfast erection. You look in your fridge and boom, stick of butter. You grab the stick of butter and fuck it. Now your saying to yourself something like "Ok I just raped some butter but how am I going to get rid of this breakfast boner?" Then you hear a meow. It's your cat. You look at it and it stares back at you. The cat acknowledges the situation and turns around. Then with your dick stuck in the butter you apologize to your car and then you fuck it. You just rape-buttered your car and now you have to tell your mom what you just did. Rape-butter isn't the action of raping your cat with butter it's the act of apologizing for doing so to your mom and only your mom it doesn't work with dads or dogs or any butter substitute.

1 Son: Mom I'm sorry but I may have accidentally rape-buttered the car.
Mom: Did you use a butter substitute?
Son: No.
Mom: Then it's ok.

by Apologizing May 13, 2017

Ear Rape

Non-consensual, nonreciprocal verbal penetration of the ear canals causing damage to the psyche which may or may not result in the germination of an ear fetus. PC version: Auditory Despoilment

Roberto cornered me by the urinal and started talking to me about his gun collection; before I knew it I had been repeatedly and brutally ear raped.

by kr80 December 19, 2018

letter rape

Consistently receiving low scoring letters in a game of Scrabble or Words with Friends, making is very difficult to win.

Tammy only won the Words with Friends game because the computer letter raped me the entire game.

by Jeremy Ko December 30, 2011

Booty Rape

When your friend runs towards your butt and starts punching both cheeks with both fists, using very powerful force.

“LEAH! Stop the Booty Rape towards me, I’m trying to pour myself a drink!”

by TwelveTar12 May 27, 2021

Rape jokes

Really unfunny jokes that hurt rape victims

“ NickFosterJokes whole “comedy career” is Rape jokes”

by WitchyLesbian July 21, 2020

Guilt Rape

After thwarting a rape attempt, guilting the would've-been victim into sex.

John: "Wanna go to that party tonight?"
Bob: "I can't, I'm hanging out with that girl I saved from that rape last night, I'm planning on a good guilt rape tonight."

by bignimby May 7, 2011

anal raped

Process of paying too much for something.

Paying $6 for a beer at a football game.

by bassman January 23, 2004