My girlfriend got mad at me so she tied me down and ball tapped me until my cock and balls were bruised and slightly bleeding.
by David June 19, 2006
by Snif December 24, 2002
The act of smacking someone in the face with your dick and balls. Often used as an initiation rite at fraternities.
“How are we gonna mess with the new pledges?”
“I’m gonna give them the old wrecking ball.”
“Dude that’s gay.”
"Well... I'm still gonna do it."
“I’m gonna give them the old wrecking ball.”
“Dude that’s gay.”
"Well... I'm still gonna do it."
by Alibaster Slim August 04, 2012
As i was leaving the state, my gf decided to give me a half blowjob before i got on the plane..
3 fkn hours of excruciating blue balls pain and no way of releif.
3 fkn hours of excruciating blue balls pain and no way of releif.
by flat6 May 24, 2006
its basketball played by real champions who are not doing it for the money and don't cry on every foul.
by SYK October 26, 2003
An intense and physical game that involves four basic talents of:
1)speed
2)power
3)accuracy
4)technique
The Essentials:
-Objective- To throw the football into one of the three goals.
-People- 1 vs. 1, 1 vs. 2, 2 vs. 2, etc.
-Equipment- GOAL 1:One crate or crate-esque box (opening facing offense placed 7 feet away from the peak of 'The Arc'). GOAL 2:One trash can (opening facing offense placed slanted and leaning on the crate or crate-esque box). GOAL 3:One litter box or cooler or litterbox-esque or cooler-esque box (placed opening up anywhere at least ten feet behind the trash can). One stick to create 'The Arc'. One football.
-Rules- *Cannot penetrate 'The Arc'. If 'The Arc' is penetrated, then the other player(s) get ONE free shot from the peak of 'The Arc'.
*Offense can only throw underhand
*Contact is allowed (eg. pushing, shoving, etc., or full out killing if wanted)
*Fumbles are referred as a 'fumblerooski' and if recovered, the recoverer gets one turn
*One turn consists of minimum of 1 goal attempt and maximum of 3 goal scorings.
*No cheap over the head lobs. Through the legs is encouraged.
*Natural Boundaries determine out of play
*Play until bored, tired, or 7
-Scoring- GOAL 1(crate/crate-esque box)= 1pt.
GOAL 2(Leaning trash can)= 2 pts.
GOAL 3(litter box or cooler or litterbox-esque or cooler-esque box)= 3 pts. if ball lands inside then bounces out. 4pts./Wins the game if ball lands and stays in the box
**Make jerseys, have fun**
1)speed
2)power
3)accuracy
4)technique
The Essentials:
-Objective- To throw the football into one of the three goals.
-People- 1 vs. 1, 1 vs. 2, 2 vs. 2, etc.
-Equipment- GOAL 1:One crate or crate-esque box (opening facing offense placed 7 feet away from the peak of 'The Arc'). GOAL 2:One trash can (opening facing offense placed slanted and leaning on the crate or crate-esque box). GOAL 3:One litter box or cooler or litterbox-esque or cooler-esque box (placed opening up anywhere at least ten feet behind the trash can). One stick to create 'The Arc'. One football.
-Rules- *Cannot penetrate 'The Arc'. If 'The Arc' is penetrated, then the other player(s) get ONE free shot from the peak of 'The Arc'.
*Offense can only throw underhand
*Contact is allowed (eg. pushing, shoving, etc., or full out killing if wanted)
*Fumbles are referred as a 'fumblerooski' and if recovered, the recoverer gets one turn
*One turn consists of minimum of 1 goal attempt and maximum of 3 goal scorings.
*No cheap over the head lobs. Through the legs is encouraged.
*Natural Boundaries determine out of play
*Play until bored, tired, or 7
-Scoring- GOAL 1(crate/crate-esque box)= 1pt.
GOAL 2(Leaning trash can)= 2 pts.
GOAL 3(litter box or cooler or litterbox-esque or cooler-esque box)= 3 pts. if ball lands inside then bounces out. 4pts./Wins the game if ball lands and stays in the box
**Make jerseys, have fun**
There is no wax-on wax-off about Mirror Ball. You learn by doing.
by PeteandAustin August 16, 2006
The process in which your balls slap against one another or against your thigh, creating a clapping noise.
by kixcheerios March 17, 2010