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Matthew

Piece of ugly weak ass shit who can't shut up or be happy around friends. Needs to calm tf down, stop getting so attached, and be a better friend.
by A really fuckass guy November 22, 2021
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Matthew

The worst largest dick (personality ) he ignores you when you say you like him and then he bullies you with your ex friend and he never says sorry but then he comes back to you begging he wants to be friends with you
“Matthew is a beggar
by Leahtheweirdo July 28, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew un webo
Alan: Mira Carlos, conoces a Matthew?
Carlos: Matthew
Alan: Matthew un webo Carlos, jajajajaja
by Prankster21 April 20, 2024
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Matthew Roger Guichard

He is a Matthew Roger Guichard because he bought me chipotle one time.
by Kumasi October 10, 2016
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Matthew

Matthew is special
by elle vivaaaa November 22, 2021
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Matthew

A matthew is someone who is nice sometimes but sometimes he calls you a poopy head and then you explode.
-Hey Matthew!
-hey poopyhead!
-(explodes)
by Mestopesto April 7, 2022
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Matthew

MATTHEW GOT A HUGE DICK THAT LUCKY BASTERED
by anonymous June 13, 2022
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