Jacob France

There's always the kid who has an obsession. This is this kid. He enjoys pretty much everything, and everyone. He is quick to make a friends and can put a smile on peoples face. Pretty smart I suppose.

Kid: Oh hey Jacob France.
Jacob France: Hey dude how are you doing, hey did you hear about this phobia?
Kid: Sigh...

by jacobfrance January 30, 2020

Jacobitis

Becoming a little bitch, gaining increased levels of sadness, whining and bitching till getting what is wanted.

Holy fuck, calm your jacobitis and just fucking grow a pair.

by lildickjacoob May 10, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is the type of person that will make your life complete. He will make you smile every day, give you butterflies whenever you talk and make you feel like the luckiest girl in the world. Jacob has a cute smile and can make you laugh so much.

Did you see that beautiful boy over there? Yeah his name is Jacob, teehee

by princessshabols.cdog January 8, 2020

Jacob G.

The coolest dude that has the gayest cousin. Jacob is not only a guy that has no friends he's is a guy with no friends and no father because of a bad milk situation. Jacob has the sweetest blonde hair and blue eyes Jacob is deeply in love with a girl named ludia. And he also loves knive

My name is obviously Jacob G.

by SULVANIA March 20, 2020

Jacob

rudeasshomophobicattentionwhoresexistpussybitch

What is Jacob like?
rudeasshomophobicattentionwhoresexistpussybitch

by anonymous March 25, 2022

jacob

a donkey who can't get none

hey look he has to be jacob

by someonewhoknowsjacob March 6, 2019

Jacob

An absolute NPC. Only speaks of Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn. They are losers. Their brothers should be ran be ran over by lorries and the corpses should be hid in the woods sending their parents into distress until they commit suicide. (Has a 75% chance of spawning with an extra Y chromo(Jacobs syndrome))

P1"Man that guys such a Jacob."
P2"Didn't his brother get ran over by a lorry?"
P1"Oh yeah his parents went insane and killed themselves cause he would only talk about Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn after his brother was never seen again."
P2"Womp womp, cry 'bout it"

by Jerad & Jermaine July 9, 2025