FIB boat launch

When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.

“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”

“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”

by duckmasterj May 10, 2021

police boat

police boat

police boat

by DumbShitUrban June 1, 2021

Gravy Boat

The act of motor boating a woman after pouring KFC gravy on her breasts.

I gravy boated her behind the KFC dumpster last Thursday.

by anonymous July 5, 2021

Jet Boat

A boat that is propelled by water being thrusted through a impellor inside a housing, Paradise Jet Boating is the best Jet Boating company in Australia and use water jets

Those jet boats are able to go in very shallow water

by 001.427 July 18, 2021

Yard boat

A boat in a yard. A boat that has no business anywhere but the yard. It is not seaworthy.

I found a great set of yard boats behind the trailer park.

Let’s go yard boat hunting this weekend.

by Amyblackwellcomedy November 15, 2021

The Boat Nook

A promise that is made to seal the deal with the hottie you met at your friend's house boat party that you'll never forget her no matter how bad your Alzheimer's gets.

I went to visit Jason at the marina. There was a chick there named Shawna that I gave the boat nook to. At least I think her name was Shawna.

by jeffiet August 19, 2021

Gravy boat

The gravy boat when one man spread his love into another man’s anus and then serves that love juice up for dessert

Last knight my partner served me a gravy boat I can’t believe I went along with it.

by Nevetsaydratkcuf August 28, 2021