Baltimore Asshole 

A Baltimore Asshole is a self administered rim job. That is, self analingus.

I will bend Citizen Baba up like a pretzel and help him receive the Baltimore Asshole he desperately needs.

Baltimore Asshole by babaisapussy April 29, 2015

protein asshole

A guy who is so obsessed with working out that he always seems to be holding a protein shake or shaking protein powder in his mouth.

Yo that guy is a total protein asshole, look at him just going to town at that protein milkshake...piece of shit.

protein asshole by prakkattack96 December 14, 2015

chrome asshole 

The act of plunging into your girl enough to buff the surface of her rectum to be reflective.

I gave Suzy a chrome asshole last night

chrome asshole by PSN..slayer-wayne76 January 1, 2016

firecrotch asshole

When a person leaks his nudes on twitter and says that he has a big dick but he actually has a 3 inch firecrotch

Man that dude Declan is a real firecrotch asshole

firecrotch asshole by himynamedbvdd June 9, 2016

Poke-Asshole 

A person who plays Pokémon Go, usually while driving, with absolutely no regard for the safety of those around them.

That Poke-Asshole nearly ran me over!

Poke-Asshole by DEthington July 16, 2016

Candle Asshole

Those people who have a closet full of seasonal candles and yet they go to major candle retailers every month and spend an ass load on MORE candles. They also say things like "you are supposed to sniff the lid, NOT the wax." They also think there is a right way and a wrong way to burn a candle.

"I have a dilemma, I want to buy a bunch of fall candles but I don't want to be one of those Candle Assholes..."

Candle Asshole by Irina Redd September 8, 2016

ruptured asshole 

To have a ruptured asshole means that your anus has been stretched so wide it explodes, leaving a not-so-tight-hole!

I penetrated Elly's asshole so fast and hard with my monster penis, she got a ruptured asshole.

ruptured asshole by MrJackRadford November 28, 2016