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Anal Disc Jockey

A person who listens to weird music while getting pounded in the ass.
"Why did you leave me"? "Because your a fucking anal disc jockey. Duh!"
Anal Disc Jockey by neas tnek November 27, 2009
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anal clipping

The act of cuting somones finger nails with finger nail clippers in between your butt cheeks while you flex your butt cheeks.(This is a sport in some contries.)
Dude i was watching anal clipping on ESPN and i got my girlfriend to do it!
anal clipping by KJYEAHITSME August 7, 2010

anal cactus 

to line the rim with needles from a cactus and then sit on your partners face. or alternatively shove a cactus in your ass so their cock gets a nasty shock.
james shoved his cock in carlys ass and went oww whats that. she replied an anal cactus and cackles
anal cactus by anal12345 June 9, 2012

Anal Combustion

When a women shuves a buttery dildo into her anus, she contracts her but muscles so the the butter oozes out. This is tipicly stereotyped to fat or obese women. An extention of this is when the used butter is used on toast
Jenny was a fat bitch who liked to give herself anal combustion
Anal Combustion by Imakeupstuff August 6, 2012

Anal blossom

When a fist is shoved up the anus and the hand blossoms(opens up while inside)
How much for an anal blossom?
Anal blossom by TheReal_truth April 22, 2015

anal lasagna 

Anal Lasagna is when you put uncooked lasagna in your ass, Then you have someone fuck your ass and the friction of getting your ass fucked will cook the lasagna in your ass, then you shit out the lasagna, then you eat it.
Hey bae, Would you like any anal lasagna for dinner?...😋