4 definitions by anal12345
to line the rim with needles from a cactus and then sit on your partners face. or alternatively shove a cactus in your ass so their cock gets a nasty shock.
by anal12345 March 4, 2012
to cover your nipple tastles in honey before dipping in sprinkles then duning them into a womans vagina before lighitng the end on candle to look like a firework as she squirts to put them out.
jj: ah my nipple tastles are out of control (carly is lining up a squirt as he screams hurry up)
carly: hold on baby
jj: QUICK (she squirts to put them out)
jj: whaat was the delay !!!!
carly: was giving you a tastle teaser
carly: hold on baby
jj: QUICK (she squirts to put them out)
jj: whaat was the delay !!!!
carly: was giving you a tastle teaser
by anal12345 March 5, 2012
Similar to an ear stretcher but is placed in the rear end. Can range from a 3mm diamater to 25mm. Varies in colours and for best results leave in when walking around despite looking like you have laid a log in your pants.
Jj: hey Bill, can i borrow your 12mm anal stretcher my 6mm is to loose and my ass ate it.
Bill: sure thing mate mine has a pull string so won't get lost
Yost: hey guys, my 25mm piece is too tight, know where i can get a 20mm anal stretcher from ?
Bill: sure thing mate mine has a pull string so won't get lost
Yost: hey guys, my 25mm piece is too tight, know where i can get a 20mm anal stretcher from ?
by anal12345 March 4, 2012
JJ was bored so inserted a 6mm anal stretcher trying to build up to his friend billy's 12mm.
His rim was too tight so yost bought an anal stretcher to loosen it,
His rim was too tight so yost bought an anal stretcher to loosen it,
by anal12345 March 4, 2012