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Text Retarded

When the dumbass friend in your groupchat asks a question that indicates they don't know how to fucking read.
Friend One: Dinner is at 7PM.
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?
by Cummy Cummerson December 18, 2023
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Blabber text

To overly state the obvious via one or multiple text message(s) ; If more than one text they are instances apart from eachother. Can be compared with or similar to a "blabber mouth".
Quit your blabber texting, I get the point!
by Icanhandle May 15, 2016
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text boner

Noun.

Used as a way to show sexual excitement online. Usually used as a hint to say when ones horny.

(Can be used by both genders)
Sexual Excitment

John: DUDE. SERANA WANTS TO BANG THIS WEEKEND ;D

Matt: haha! Congrats man, finally losing ur vcard. Nice text boner btw....

Hint at being horny.

Jack: MAN YOUR JUST SOO FUCKING HOT. ;3

Hope: Hehe thanks:3 I may show you a little something later if you're still horny ;)
by Kayleon December 4, 2013
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Text message schizophrenia

When the text message sends but the image doesn’t send
I hate when I get text message schizophrenia—my message sends, but the picture doesn’t send cuz of the damn GREEN TEXTS
by DrGigglyAss August 13, 2025
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Text Voyeur

People who read all the group texts and refuses to respond, engage, laugh
Yeah, Duesler is so busy, he doesn’t have time to respond to our group texts. The
Bro is such a text voyeur!
by Yaks_man August 19, 2025
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Email-Texting

A term to define the exchanging of e-mails between 2 close friends, when then are just sitting at the computer waiting for each other to respond. It means that you are e-mailing each other like most people would text.
Person 1: "I heard that Sally was email-texting with Sarah last night"
Person 2: "Losers"
by skmad12 June 18, 2013
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Mumble text

A text message that is wrought with grammatical inaccuracies.
Mumble Text- "Mumbs u mudda bee legit edjumacator, took exact tutelage..."
by Robgamblejasonmcmanus December 8, 2020
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