Shit heads

A person, or group of people, who do rediculously idiotic things, or a number of them. A very large number.

Sara Sam and Colleen choose to go to Safeway at midnight, drive to South East DC at 1 a.m., and then continue to drive to Richmond at 3 a.m. Those shit heads got themselves pulled over within the first 5 minutes of their trip, stopped in Richmond only to use a bathroom, and then turned around and drove home in morning rush hour traffic. They are the shittiest of all shit heads and they probably deserve some kind of award.

by Colleen M July 16, 2008

monkey shit

putty material that is used for filling in gaps.

Put some more monkey shit in that stuffing tube.

by STGC Fountaine February 14, 2005

aww shit

Used when one is about to have somehting bad happen to them, or has found out something very bad.

Aww shit! I left my money at home!

by nick November 3, 2003

shit happens

When something happens that is out of one's control and usually results in a negative situations.

also see shit.

Laurie: I spent my paycheck on drugs and now the landlord is kicking me out for not paying rent.

Leah: Shit happens.

by Laurie *is hot* April 9, 2005

shit stain

the stain that looks like shit on the mustache of a smoker.

you should quit smoking or at least shave off the mustache, because that shit stain looks like shit.

by chuckybubbles August 29, 2011

Chilli Shit

When you eat a large amount spicy food, such as chilli, and the shit burns your ass and is painstaking to defecate.

I had so many burritos the other day, that I took a seriously nasty chilli shit.

by Ganongeek August 14, 2007

pig in shit

A very happy state of mind; pure joy. When everything works out in your favor, you're happier than a pig in shit.

Pigs seem to be happiest when they are wallowing in their own filth.

I just got a promotion, a raise, a window office, AND an assistant! When I think about my life right now, I'm a pig in shit!

When Steve won the lottery, he was a pig in shit.

Tawny and I went out last night, and we went all the way! This morning, I woke up a pig in shit!

by Slamnanigans May 21, 2009