redophile

One who loves red hair. A play off of pedophile...

He only dates redhaired chicks... he must be a redophile!

by Mike June 25, 2004

pedophile priest

Fucking assholes. all of them. they sould be burned on the cross.

The priest at your church who licks his lips while saying a prayer and touching the little boy in front of you.

by skwurrlay March 11, 2005

are you a pedophile?

An expression of one's obliviousness to very obvious things. Often followed by silence per the listener's surprise at the speaker's bakaness.

Chris: "Are you a pedophile?"
Herbert: "..."
Viewer: "Wow. Just...wow. It's been going on for, like, ten years. Just...uhh."

by Tez, a man March 21, 2010

Everyone's Creepy Pedophile uncle

A bald white man who you think you know but you don't. He also loves your kids for some reason.

That guy over there in the big white van looks like everyone's creepy pedophile uncle.

by Shulkingit April 25, 2015

pedophile

a sick-minded oldie who is sexually attracted to little kiddies.

Lance is a 20-year old pedophile because he hits on a ninth grader girl.

Lance: Dayyyyyyyumm homie!! she's FINE *points to ninth grader girl*

Mate: That's pretty pathetic of you. You're 20 years old and your hittin on some ninth grader? naww.. now thats just sad.

Lance: Shut up. I don't care. Not like I can get any better..

Mate: Tru say bro..

by Jennyy<3 November 7, 2006

pedophile

A sicko that likes to have sex with children.

A delusional pervert that tries to justify having sex with a child.

The prophet muhammad married a 6yo girl named Aisha and then raped her when she was 9 years old. At the time of his marriage to Aisha the prophet was in his late 50's, making him well and truly a pedophile.

"Do you worship the prophet muhammad?"

"What?" "Are you out of your fucking mind?" "Why would I worship a demonic possessed pedophile?"

by The Moody Poet January 13, 2008

fedophile

A government official who can't keep his hands out of our pockets

Harry Reid is a fedophile.

by Big Al pogo February 27, 2010