Friend: Hey Xander, still simping?
Xander: yeah, it's that person with Spiderman's last name
Friend: it's ok, they're gonna be great for you uwu
Xander: yeah, it's that person with Spiderman's last name
Friend: it's ok, they're gonna be great for you uwu
by Father large August 24, 2020
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by Xander Matthew Chan Le Jun July 21, 2024
Get the Xander mug.Xander is that kid that is way too into one thing, whether it be hunting, fishing, or sports. Xander is the one to make sure all is well for his friends and family. He is just to annoying to be hated if that makes sense, Always coming up with bad and corny jokes just cuz he can, I know this cuz my BF is a Xander
Xander: Hey bro hows it going
His Friend Gary: Nothing much, just cot a blue gill
Xander: Cool, just checking on ya, Good luck
His Friend Gary: Nothing much, just cot a blue gill
Xander: Cool, just checking on ya, Good luck
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xander, my love, my heart. you came quite literally out of thin air it had seemed. had i thought id be here?? from the first time we spoke, up to now? no. ive never been blessed, or privileged.. honored even to have a man as kind, gentle, and genuine as you. to love every flaw of mine, as if they were perfect anyways (thats a biggy for me, bc i is not perfect 🥺). and to be reassured even when i dont ask. you give me ALL your time, and attention, whenever you can. & youve completely shown me that youre just the most dedicated, loyal, go-getting, and sexy man i have ever been gifted to know, even dare say have the chance to love. or be loved by. so please, let me keep doing just that. let me love you. and treasure you for the amazing king you are. i love you so much baby.
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xander, my love, my heart. you came quite literally out of thin air it had seemed. had i thought id be here?? from the first time we spoke, up to now? no. ive never been blessed, or privileged.. honored even to have a man as kind, gentle, and genuine as you. to love every flaw of mine, as if they were perfect anyways (thats a biggy for me, bc i is not perfect 🥺). and to be reassured even when i dont ask. you give me ALL your time, and attention, whenever you can. & youve completely shown me that youre just the most dedicated, loyal, go-getting, and sexy man i have ever been gifted to know, even dare say have the chance to love. or be loved by. so please, let me keep doing just that. let me love you. and treasure you for the amazing king you are. i love you so much baby.
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by ihysydney June 13, 2025
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Xander is a Badboy
by Dghp_noteggplant July 24, 2024
Get the Xander mug.Xander. Your friend, he has red hair, he’s skinny and he’s tall. But, he is just gay. He sucks balls all day. He is a skinny redhead.
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