Woodstock Ontario

Welcome to trash filled Woodstock Ontario. Home to OXYCONTIN pill poppers, rednecks, and inbreds. Crime and drugs run rampent in the city. Woodstock is a disgrace to the rest of Canada, and has the higest amount of Hillbilly's per capita in Canada.

Welcome to Beautiful Woodstock Ontario, Make sure you check out our Water Fountain where the crackheads are searching for there next high.

by mayorwoodstock July 27, 2009

Woods Holian

What Falmouth, MA townies use to refer to people who live in Woods Hole, often said disparagingly, despite the fact that Woods Hole kicks ass, and is the only part of Falmouth that is simultaneously both classy AND unique. Case in point -- Ballymead's classy, right? Not unique, though! All the houses look exactly the same more or less, all white, with perfectly manicured lawns.
And the rest of Falmouth, classy? Fuck outta here man. More like trashy as fuck.

Woods Holians shit on townies. And that's a fact. Fuckin' gutter trash townies tryna talk shit; run yo pockets nigga. Yeen really got it like us yeen really swole like us.

Look, those sandals are sooo Woods Holian, I don't think they'll go over well with the Seacoast crowd.

by The Authority on WH August 16, 2009

Woodside Priory

Woodside Priory is a college-prep school for 6-12. While the tuition is undeniably high, it is nowhere near the snob level of Menlo or even Castilleja. While Menlo and Castilleja are excellent academically and in terms of sports, the student body is mostly extremely rich. The Woodside Priory school pretty much accepts everybody, and it has a very diverse community including boarding students from all over the world. Priory is unusual in that it is a "nice" school- even the "quiet kids" or the "nerds" or the "losers" have friends. Teachers don't judge you based on your wealth or looks, same with students- everyone judges you on if you're nice or not pretty much. It's a good school with good academics, with graduates attending schools as prestigious as Harvard or Stanford. Famous for the five monks that live on campus, Woodside Priory is a catholic school that accepts people of all religions.

kid a at a public school: quiet, sitting alone, depressed
kid a at Woodside Priory: happy, friends, settled in
:)

by udocd November 5, 2010

Woodsville

A small town in New Hampshire that is closely associated with the towns of Haverhill, North Haverhill, Pike, and Benton. The fun things to do in this town are very limited, and they mostly consist of getting slushies from the local Cumberland Farms, going swimming at the Cliffs, and bumming around the streets getting in trouble. If you live in this town, you most likely fall into one of three categories, the Hicks, who drive around in loud trucks and chew tobacco during school hours, the Skater Punks, who spend time skating around the streets because there is no skatepark and get in trouble with the police, and the High School Dropouts, the kids who, no matter how hard they try, will never live outside of this dump nicknamed Hoodsville, NH.

Hoodsvillian 1: Yo, I'm bored. What do you want to do?
Hoodsvillian 2: I don't know, bro. Lets go smoke weed on the tracks behind Woodsville because there's nothing else to do.

by jnyfknmlr696 June 3, 2009

Woogie Boogie

It refers to a african's native tongue and how every other word sounds like woogie or boogie. When a white person uses it, they use it to mock. Same with ooga booga, or talking to Mr. and Mrs. Click Click Durk from west africa.

HEY! You niggers turn that music down! Niggers make me sick! WOOGIE BOOGIE NIGGER! WOOGIE BOOGIE! - Clayton, Black Klansmen

by Rick4234234 November 14, 2005

does a bear shit in the woods

Sarcastic response to any question that has an incredibly obvious answer. The humor lies in that you're mocking the person who asked the question by jokingly asking a question that has an obvious answer. See "Is the Pope Catholic".

Joe: Is Julio Jones good at football?
Clayton: Does a bear shit in the woods?

by Bob_Sag25 September 6, 2009

Woodstock

The greatest rock and roll festival of all time. It was held at Yasgurs Farm (600 Acres) near Woodstock, New York on August 15-17 1969. Some of the greatest musicians of the time were there including; Jimi Hendrix, Ten Years After, Janis Joplin, Joan Baez, Creedence Clearwater Revival, the Who, Canned Heat, Country Joe & the Fish, Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young, and much much more. There were a ton of drugs here. 3 children were born, a few were conceived, and one or two people died.

'What do you think was the greatest concert?'

'Even though it was a festival, Woodstock by far.'

by UHMM December 8, 2006