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whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.
Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.
by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023
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wooden

used to describe something very cool (adjective)
"That game today was so wooden" "Have a wooden day"
by vruss15 April 11, 2022
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wooden wrapper

Yeah man Lennie got shot and now hes 6 feet under in a wooden wrapper
by Vashano March 19, 2016
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Wooden Nickel

A wood disc that is utterly worthless.
I spent $20 at the carnival and all I left with is a wooden nickel.
by Coolandy55 June 22, 2022
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Wooden Knees

A synonym for being clumsy, often related to ineptitude with the use of one's legs.
"Watch out man, you nearly fell."
"Sorry bro, I got wooden knees."
by a really fat pig June 28, 2022
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wooden fence

A fence made of wood. And lost trains don’t forget about that. It will be on your test. I love wooden fence
I love wooden fence🙏🙏🙏
by the abc song February 10, 2023
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Wooden spoon karaoke

The rediculous endeavour of singing kareoke whilst using a wooden spoon in lieu of a microphone.
She ate that song during wooden spoon karaoke
by Phantom1983 February 10, 2024
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