Wokeligion

A one-size-fits-none universal morality under guise of social justice that mirrors the worst of religion, while completely disregarding its tenets such as forgiveness and mercy.

Practices Include:

Excommunication (termination, deplatforming, demonetization)

Public Shaming (doxxing, swatting, cyber shamming)

Heresy Laws (censorship algorithms, shadow banning, disinformation policies)

Dogma Over Science (social theories and frameworks, personal truth, relativism)

"Stop forcing your opinoins on me. Keep your wokeligion to yourself!"

by R.S. Johnson January 21, 2023

Wonkey Donkey Billy Bongey

When you find some manky ass billy at the side of a park hidden in some bushes made out of a texta, a gatorade bottle and a bit of a coke can as a pc and you and your mate have nothing else to do so you have a few cones with some low grade bud.
9 times out of 10 doubles as a hospital trip if yous do it right

you: OH SHIT MATE!! LOOK!! ITS A WONKEY DONKEY BILLY BONGEY!!!
ur mate: OH FUK YEAH!!! LETS USE IT!!!!
*5 hours later ur both dead*

by crueltycrevice February 3, 2023

wankelmut

When you hit a good drive in golf

He gave it the wankelmut

by Gahahwjwieo May 20, 2023

Wonked my Willy

When she sucks on that ever lasting gobstopper and it’s so scrumdiddlyumptious!

Yo how was last night? It was sweeet! She wonked my Willy

by Mrmoose1347 March 17, 2024

winkelaar

Potato

I love putting French Winkelaar in my deep fryer

by Idonyknowwhoiam January 28, 2025

Wonkey pony

Slang for being absolutely mangled on ketamine — legs don’t work properly, balance is gone, and you look like you’re trying to ride an invisible horse sideways.

“Hey, Gaz is on the wonkey pony, go grab him and tie him up.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”

by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025

Wonkey pony zone

The uncharted territory entered when the crew is ket-wobbled at the same time, communication reduced to silent mouth movements, grunts, and teleporting between dimensions.

“We hit the wonkey pony zone about 3 a.m. — couldn’t tell if we were on the kitchen or in the moon.”

by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025