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wobbly pops

a term used to describe an alcoholic beverage.
" i heard she will let you put the dog in the bath tub after a few wobbly pops"
by OGdrunkenrage November 21, 2016
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Wobble Dumped

This is an event where you anticipate something, but actually receive something entirely different, or unexpected.

This experience is not limited to being tricked, it is more related to personal misinterpretations.
Example 1

Hey, I bought a truck online for $2000. I just got it. It came in a small box. They failed to mention that it was a toy. (Yeah, so um) I just paid $2000 for a small plastic truck...

(Friend laughing hard) What? You just got Wobble Dumped"!

Example 2

Hey, I thought I bought a PC game for $10 online, but then I received a poster of the game, instead - I feel Wobble Dumped...

Example 3

Guy: "You know that girl I met online, the one I've been talking to for months?

Friend: "Yeah"

Guy: "We just met and she looks NOTHING like her picture. Instead, she was clean, skinny with big boobs, and had no beard - Wobble Dumped!

Friend: (Staring at Guy)
by Solar Gemstone June 13, 2011
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Wook wobble

the absolute shattering of your world as you know it and the beginning of the psychedelic experience that actually is your life.
Ex: whoa! Eddie looks a lot more relaxed and sure of himself. I’ve never seen him go with the flow. What gives?

Oh, it seems he got himself a wook wobble
What’s that?
Put this tab on your tongue to find out!
by aka_Boo November 3, 2020
mugGet the Wook wobblemug.

Wobbling Zombie

When a man cums in a person's eyes and causes them to stumble awkwardly about the room due to blindness.
"That was amazing, she was a wobbling zombie"
by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023
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hoss wobble

The distinctive gait of a morbidly obese person walking, where the sheer quantity of extra lard being hauled around requires the rotation of the entire torso with each forward step. This results in a precarious looking gait, similar to waterfowl waddling on dry land.
Holy shit! Check out the hoss wobble on that broad. I bet she goes 3 spins! You'd have to roll her in flour and aim for a wet spot!
by Northern Norm July 5, 2015
mugGet the hoss wobblemug.

wobble effect

When a girl's ass and boobs shake due to wearing high heels
Saw a girl at the club with a huge wobble effect last night
by Notabot May 13, 2016
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dirt wobbles

Dirt wobbles : crusty dustys

Dirty feet
Get your dirt wobbles our of my face.
by Chicken 45 January 15, 2020
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