Candian Wet Willie

When a woman gives fellatio to a man who's penis is covered in maple syrup

Boy 1: Dude, Bridgett just gave Joe a Candian Wet Willie!
Boy 2: Man, I wish I was as lucky as Joe.

by Tom_V October 31, 2012

willie tacker

A person that grabs another person's beard.

When Harold was a little boy he went to see Santa at the mall. When he tried to pull Santa's beard off to see if he was the real Santa, he was being a willie tacker.

by TheGrimGroomp March 15, 2014

Willie Beamin

Any attention starved douchebag who claims to be the best at everything and the most popular person. A narcissist in its purest form. Always has to be the center of attention. Will work out hours a day so his body makes up for his ugly face and poor dance moves. Has a disturbing love of Micheal Jackson. Does "duck face" and/or points at the camera in 95% of pictures.

That kid walks around the club like a Willie Beamin!

by phylips August 2, 2010

Wee Willie Winkie

An insulting or demeaning term used in reference to an unusually small penis.

"Put wee willie winkie away before I piss my pants from laughing at it."

by Angelic_Sherry September 21, 2005

Willie

Dope; off the chain; tight as fuck; the shit.

" Man u know yo ass is Willie when they got u in the Jag wit like half a milly..." -Sean Carter aka Jay Z aka Yung Hova aka Jigga aka El Presidente

by Tayshaun Garnett July 26, 2006

Juggling Willies

The act of sucking mad dicks at one time in a festive manner.

"No way! i saw that slam pig last weekend over at the VFW Juggling Willies"

"Hey where did Mike go? Oh, hes down behind 711 Juggling willies (for meth)"

"Yo bro call up that slut sister of yours so she can juggle our willies"

"holy titty fucking christ can this bitch juggle some willies or what?!?"

by HotRodthaPenatrator April 13, 2009

White Willie

When you're getting head from a bitch and you're about to cum and you say, "Oh, shit it's your mom". So then she looks in one of the directions and you splooge in her ear yelling, "White Willie bitch!!!!!!!!!"

Hey, Steven I gave your sister a White Willie last night!

by Shaun Lindsay April 19, 2006