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A man who has a womens job. I.E. Lunchroom Lady
Mr. Fleenor is such a weak back, he's been serving in the cafeteria for the past six years.
Weak Back by MrAllStarChris January 10, 2008

weak keyboard 

That new Avril Lavigne joint is straight weak keyboard.
weak keyboard by manoli December 9, 2008

Weak Bitch

(1) A woman or girl who stands against (good) women in support of (shitty) men.

(2) A woman or girl who seeks to obtain status through her relationships with men in a way that is harmful to herself or other women.

What differentiates the status mongering of the Weak Bitch from that of a prostitute is that the weak bitch is not compensated for her actions. Instead, Weak Bitches regularly maintain their relationships with men (often fuck niggas) by supporting them financially or providing them with other material resources. It is of imperative importance for the Weak Bitch to maintain relationships with men because she believes that she needs a man to validate her existence and, due to her chauvinistic beliefs, a Weak Bitch believes that it is okay to harm any woman that she feels stands in the way of her relationship with afuck nigga.

Weak Bitches will forfeit their personalities, income, goals, opportunities and other relationships (friendships, relationships with children, relationships with siblings) to please the man she is currently involved with and believes that, unlike women, men can do no wrong. She will defend anything sexist, racist, homophobic or otherwise full of shit her man says or does but will have the audacity to lash out at any woman or girl who says something she disagrees with, no matter how trivial that thing may be because she has no respect for women, herself included.

A weak bitch is pretty much nothing like Beyonce or Hillary Clinton.
Karen: "Oh my god, look at Amber!! She paid her boyfriend's phone bill right after finding out that he cheated on her with another man!"

Lacey: (shrugs) "She's a weak bitch."

Amber: (having overheard Karen and Lacey's conversation) "Why are you guys hating on me? I'm just helping Brandon out, he really loves me. You're just jealous that you can't find someone like him. You're the bitches."

Lacey: (looks at Karen) "See what I mean? Weak bitch."
Weak Bitch by TheCure212 March 21, 2014

Weak Sauce 

Something which is pathetic. Can be one word or two.
Weak Sauce by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007

Weak Gazel

A woman, typically at the bar, who clearly shows weakness or lacks in confidence. Perhaps she’s overweight in a group of all skinny hotties. Or perhaps she’s incredibly intoxicated and an easy pick up. She usually is not the prize possession of the group but more so the easier one to hit on and pick up.
John the avarage guy- "Hey check out that group of cute girls dancing over there. O man, look at the one dancing funny because one leg shorter than the other'

Leo the lion - "Hell yeah, shes all mine, I want the Weak Gazel"
Weak Gazel by Regular Dude January 11, 2010

Weak Pumps 

When having sex, only lasting for a few pathetic strokes before busting.
Girl 1: I heard you slept with Blair B?
Girl 2: Not for long, he's got weak pumps!
Weak Pumps by RonnieDonnieJohnny September 10, 2011