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Half-Walnut

A male scrotum, after being subjected to cold temperatures.

Originally used by the comedian Billy Connolly when describing a seaside holday to Aberdeen, Scotland and his attempt at swimming in the North Sea.
I'm not getting into that swimming pool, it's mid-winter, i'll end up with a half-walnut!
by barely standing July 16, 2008
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Boney Walnut Shrimp

The act of bending your girl over and nailing her from behind as she tries to eat Honey Walnut Shrimp from Panda Express.
Damn, Stephanie made a huge mess on the bed when I boney walnut shrimped her last night.
by 6fa6e8dd24a387 February 9, 2020
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Primal wall-nut

That guy from Plants v.s Zombies 2 that has a fast recharge. He's hot.
Wow I didn't know Primal wall-nut can survive Gargantaur smashes!
by Primative Nutz September 30, 2020
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The walnuts vrs the soapies

The walnuts vrs the soapies is a war that has been going on since 1987. The soapies use the technique to slide across the water and form into the ultimate soap bubble. The walnuts technique is to throw walnuts, walnut shells, jack walnut, and Koulaโ€™s at the soapies. This war has been going on for years without stopping. The soapies logo is a leaf and the walnuts logo is a pineapple. We must stop the soapies before it gets too late.
the walnuts vrs the soapies has been going on a very long time now!
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by IHATESUSANLICEYHAIR96 July 7, 2022
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Chocolate Covered Walnuts

When your balls are deep in an African American woman's mouth
I can't leave her, I would miss my chocolate covered walnuts
by ddawg9999 November 23, 2016
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Wilp the Walnut

A term meaning to masturbate; similar to terms such as jerking off.
After watching that sexy hentai, I decided to wilp the walnut.
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wallnuts

the art of holding ejactulation long enough in doggie style position until the male pulls out and shoots ejaculate over his partner and above the headboard on to the wall.
"I think it's time for you to paint your bedroom, there are numerous wallnuts above your headboard".
by Mike Oxlongerest April 2, 2011
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