Vandad

A very succulent juicy mf that hs the biggest fkn tits in the whole fkn world. He brings in women like theres no tomorrow.

"OMG did you see that chunky monkey over there?"
"HIs titties literally gave me a rockhard boner holyyyyyy"
"He's def a "Vandad"

by vanpap69696969 October 3, 2019

vandalneige

v./ Essentially harmless and non-destructive vandalism using snow, either on public or private property. Often involving sculpting or writing of obscene or political, images or text.

Bob vandalneiged the play park, leaving behind a large cannabis leaf in the fresh powder.

by c-dubya February 2, 2004

Vandalismist

one who believes that vandalism is bad-ass. also commits acts of vandalism

Ryan scratching stapler with staple stuck in colored pencil (all objects, other than Ryan, belong to our school). thus Ryan is a vandalismist.

by vandalismistic person February 26, 2011

vanda stack

a complete retard who still acts like a teenager. she has way to many clothes and shoes,and needs to stop smoking! She is also really pretty and is always thinking about others. She is a really good friend and is hilarious at times. She has way too many dogs and a weird bunch of kids and spends most her time spending money or on the bus

'Vanda stack'is such a big kid

by emjuca December 8, 2011

vagida

The commencement of menses or other inconvenient female reproductive malady that causes discomfort or distress. It is a portmanteau of "vagina" and "agida", which itself is a misspelling of "agita", or Italian American slang for gastric distress.

Sure guys, I can go bowling and drinking tonight. The wife has vagida and I won't be missed.

by Bone Daddy Jive October 9, 2012

validation dicks

The string of hookups by a female following a traumatizing breakup, public humiliation, or other unsavory life experience. Often accompanied by a change in hair style.

Did you hear about Cindy getting dumped by her boss?

Yeah, she's been hitting the validation dicks pretty hard.

by Backwoodsbassturd January 6, 2014

Vandalove

The act of decorating a loved ones property, usually their car, with excessive items (window marker messages, silly string, bows, ribbons, flowers, etc.) meant to publicly display your affection for your loved one in the most obnoxious way possible.

My coworkers and I were heading to lunch when we discovered that my girlfriend had totally vandaloved my brand new car with bows and ribbons and a huge I LOVE U written on the windshield!

by Mr. Richie February 20, 2014