Vanilla Fireworks

When 6 or more men jack off on a biscuit. The last one to jizz on the biscuit must eat it and take cum to the face and head.

Me and me gay buds had a party and played truth or dare. We were all dared to do a Vanilla Fireworks and my friend lost it was so fun!

by FreddyTheJerk February 5, 2012

vagilitis

a mental condition when one is obsessed with the female gender

The poor fellah was suffering from a bad case of vagilitis, he was so obsessed with the tart he couldn't get her of his mind

by ninesheets April 12, 2013

vanilla boner

Only being sexually attracted to normal sexual desires

Phil: Hey Rob, I just had the best orgasm.
Rob: Oh yeah, what porn did you watch?
Phil: Just Normal guy and girl.
Rob: Man, you really have vanilla boner, don't ya Rob?

by Espeoni October 10, 2015

vanilla custard

When two African Americans insert there penis in the nostrils of an Anglo-Saxon woman and ejectulate. Thus creating a jizzy runny nose called a vanilla custard

Dude I heard Jamal and Tyron gave brittnay a vanilla custard

by Chadthefran April 9, 2017

vanilla cuddle

When someone you used to talk to just wants to cuddle as a friend but actually just wants to bang

Why can't we just be friends and vanilla cuddle?

by Millennialx May 11, 2017

vajileage

The wear and tear on a womans vagina.

Wow !! The vajileage on that pussy gotta be in the thousands!

by Digg Bick Smith February 17, 2019

vanilla potato

A grown-ass white man who uses puns way too often, is a proud to be a momma's boy, and is usually named Michael.

"Hey girl! How was your date with Tinder Mike?"
Mia rolled her eyes and replied, "Ugh, he was such a vanilla potato".

by Anewmia June 15, 2019