An extremely annoying ass person who has a small head, constantly disrupts the peace of life and thinks they are a part of the group but really is not liked by anyone.
Shit!!!!! the turtle is in the lounge so we have to sneak by so they don't know were going out tonight.
by nip/tuck May 03, 2007
by robert March 20, 2005
by The All Knowing Ninja April 21, 2011
Commonly know as a douche bag. Synonyms: Ivy, Tortuga. If you read this entry, chances are you are either a: a turtle, or b: an ivy.
by i hate turtles December 14, 2010
I was turtling this one girl and i did it like a 100 times and the turtles were pretty much falling out.
by Turtlebait January 18, 2011
A lonely boy's everything. His parents, siblings, pets, house, etc. He walks his turtle to Airmail and hangs out there all day long. The boy enters his turtle in dog competitions for agility, frisbee, and obedience. His turtle greets him every time he comes home and sleeps on the end of his bed at night.
(Not to be confused with tortoise.)
(Not to be confused with tortoise.)
by Modern Definitions May 24, 2012
They are best most awesomest animals know to mankind. They are all cool and slow and like SWAG "yo whatupp im a turtle" Only some people know about their plan to dominate the world and make many explosions in the middle of the ocean... watch out for that supper awesome world dominating turtle!
by swaggie turtle May 25, 2013