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Toploader

A term used for describing a hand job where the females fingers are placed around the males penis with her palm on the bellend.

*Similar to how you would hold a gear stick*

Commonly seen in nightclubs
"That fat bird gave me a toploader at the side of the dancefloor last night, I jizzed in her hand and she had to leave."
by BlGBUCK August 5, 2009
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topping

When a lesbian fucks another lesbian using a strap-on for pleasure.
Topping is amazing. Last night my girlfriend topped me for the first time and made me cum.
by lesbo7988 December 27, 2014
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toppin some g's

dumbass, thats all wrong. "toppin some g's" means to "bust a cap", or "shoot some mofos".
stop right there, biatch! before i top some g's in yo ass!
by cow town August 18, 2004
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Toppies

The act of trimming one's sideburns at or above the top of the ear. Sometimes referred to as "negative sideburns", this is an amateur description at best. The term "toppies" has been around since the early 7th century, commonly used to ridicule a village retard or "less than intelligent hairstyle", as toppies were in fact the sideburn style of the commoner.
Today toppies are seen in many different walks of life, from rich to poor, intelligent to moronic, but one consistent fact prevails when referring to a "toppied" gentleman.... style.
Holy shit, your toppies are out of control!!

Damn, his toppies are fresh. I wanna suck his dick.

Why don't you and your toppies find another hangout you fuckin handsome devil.

That toppied son of a bitch just stole my wife and ex wife!!

Thanks for the cut Jim, but could you take em up a little? I really need my toppies to look sharp.

Did you see the toppies on that big-dicked bastard?

You just got a total facial from a dude with toppies
by pdubznubz May 4, 2010
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Topo

1.Mamífero insectívoro del tamaño de un ratón, de cuerpo rechoncho, cola corta y pelaje negruzco suave y tupido, que tiene hocico afilado, ojos diminutos y casi ocultos por el pelo, y cinco dedos armados de fuertes uñas que le sirven para socavar y apartar la tierra al abrir las galerías subterráneas donde vive.

2. Persona que, infiltrada en una organización, actúa al servicio de otros.
3. Persona que tropieza en cualquier cosa, o por cortedad de vista o por falta de tino natural.
4..Persona de cortos alcances que en todo yerra o se equivoca. U. t. c. adj.
5.Máquina excavadora que trabaja bajo tierra formando túneles.
El topo salio de su escondite y fue atrapado por mi tío.
El topo de la organización fue descubierto y encarcelado.
by juansevilla December 9, 2015
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Toppat Clan

It was because of Henry Stickmin they went into space. Yes, they are a huge group of thieves too.
General: We've been having some issues with a group of thieves known as the Toppat Clan. We know they're guilty, we just can't pin them to any crimes. You will be going into their airship to bring them down. I don't need to remind you that we've got you on several charges.
by u/welikeReddit1 January 19, 2021
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carrot topped

I wouldn't mind it if i got carrot topped by that hottie David Caruso!
by Jay Mc January 15, 2008
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