DJ Toaster

The term used for screwing up a chat room

He is going to DJ Toaster this server up

by Zachandtwo September 24, 2016

tongueing the toaster

performing oral sex on a woman

Dallas: What the fuck is Erica doing?
Danielle: She's tongueing the toaster with Nikole.

Dallas: Those dirty whores!

by anon26838756620039757560200476 August 17, 2012

Fannie Toaster

A vibrator. As in being used to warm up a girls vagina for intercourse. Like a toaster warms up bread.

Here you go love. Get yourself warmed up with the fannie toaster while I go for a shit.

by TedZeppelin March 3, 2007

Wooden toaster

WTF IS A WOODEN TOATER

person: have you seen the new song from wooden toaster
person2: THE FUCK IS A WOODEN TOASTER
person: MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー PLAYS

by ANYHRTING BUT MY LIFE IS GOOD September 25, 2017

Waffle in the toaster

On the verge of defecating.

Bob, I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a waffle in the toaster.

by Ryan P. Cooke August 23, 2008

toaster bananza

1.The act of taking a toaster to carnival, or some famous festival.
2.The sound bread makes when it pops out of the toaster.

HOLY COW! My bread just had a toaster bananza!

by TURTLENECK 121209 October 10, 2017

toaster shopping

euphemistic phrase for online dating. meant to highlight the essentially impersonal nature of picking out a potential life-partner by comparison shopping for people in a way similar to selecting and ordering a toaster online.

Sorry, I'm not paying attention to your conversation I'm busy toaster shopping on my iphone.

by candelach February 9, 2012