The best popsicle in the world that is very large, so large it could feed a family for weeks. They come in green, blue, red, and white.(watermelon),(bubblegum),(cherry),and(lemon-lime).
by Anonymous October 8, 2003
Get the ice tickle mug.Lottery Ticket Asshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, deciding what scratch-off lottery ticket they will waste their unemployment benefits on. They are convinced that their odds of winning improve, depending on what the scratch-off ticket looks like. Therefore they spend an incredible amount of time debating the issue, pissing off everyone else waiting in line. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will even park their fat ass in front of the line, and scratch off the very ticket which they just purchased. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional Lottery Ticket / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You will be waiting in line forever. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will leave the store and climb into their Mustang, hence creating the possibility of the dreaded and oh-too-common Lottery Ticket Asshole / Cigarette Asshole / Mustang Asshole combination.
I got caught beinhd Lottery Ticket Asshole today while getting gas and a soda on my way to work. I ended up having to use a sick day because I was 6 hours late.
by mad genius December 5, 2010
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Noun: synthetic blood sucker; once upon a time they were statesmen.
Adjective: activity of a synthetic blood sucker
Adjective: activity of a synthetic blood sucker
Noun: Originally they were called statesman; today they are mistakenly called politicians; they have synthetically morphed into what one would rightly call a poly-tick.
Adjective: Governmental employees who synthetically take on the appearance of swine, engaging in poly-ticks so they can successfully suck the life out of everyday Americans by gorging themselves at the HOG trough.
Adjective: Governmental employees who synthetically take on the appearance of swine, engaging in poly-ticks so they can successfully suck the life out of everyday Americans by gorging themselves at the HOG trough.
by Roy Nielsen December 27, 2007
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He's fascinating to talk with and had me laughing all the way home, what a hot ticket! (or "..he's such a hot ticket.")
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