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Noun: synthetic blood sucker; once upon a time they were statesmen.
Adjective: activity of a synthetic blood sucker

Noun: Originally they were called statesman; today they are mistakenly called politicians; they have synthetically morphed into what one would rightly call a poly-tick.

Adjective: Governmental employees who synthetically take on the appearance of swine, engaging in poly-ticks so they can successfully suck the life out of everyday Americans by gorging themselves at the HOG trough.
by Roy Nielsen November 27, 2007
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