You'll go blind if you keep playing with those

A saying utilizing the aged myth that young boys will go blind if they masturbate too frequently.

This myth was created simply to discourage such behavior in adolescent children.

Guy 1: "I swear, that porn video is so hot I've beat the meat to it at least five times today."

Guy 2: "You know you'll go blind if you keep playing with those."

by daggit July 1, 2011

there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont

A joke used by those who are savvy in mathematics. The joke is funny because it makes the point that the person saying the phrase only understands the decimal system, which relies on numbers in groups of 10. The binary system relies on numbers in groups of 2. If the speaker of the phrase had been able to understand binary, he/she would've said the phrase correctly, "there are 2 types of people...".

there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont

Decimal:
0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,
10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,
etc...

Binary:
0,0
0,1
1,0
1,1
etc...

by D Den June 25, 2009

Thushyanthan

Ancient King of Uganda famed for his homosexual temples and know for his countless Harems and dragon statute. Thushyanthan in Ugandan also means Runny Diarrhea.

"Damn those beans gave me thushyanthan"

by Thushyanthan October 29, 2010

thubelihle

No word in the dictionary can start to describe how great she is......she's a keeper

When you get a Thubelihle

by Prettysunset lover February 22, 2019

lets rotate these tyres

When engaging in the courtship of a girl/boy, it is a requirement of youth, when you are not allowed to shag in your parents houses, to seek other locations to close the act. One popular destination is the car. Hence the expression.

" C'mon sweet cheeks, I'm feeling horny, lets go to the local beauty spot, get naked and lets rotate these tyres! "

by Nathaniel Jones November 7, 2003

I Eat Those

equivalent to "Rejected!" or to do something incredible.

1.) John went in for the three pointer but Brad smashed it out of range. He continued to yell "I EAT THOSE!!!"

2.) When Fred won the lottery he ate those.

by John Kellis Fernando April 7, 2007

pimping these hoes

Take advantage of a helpless bitch.

Pimping these hoes.." When I pimp shelbys bitch ass, she makes that cash and brings it back to Me."

by Pimpboy.T-dawg March 30, 2015