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thunder cunt 

a real bitch that deserves such a derogatory term.
Jeez louise that girl on the second floor in accountings is such a freakin' thunder cunt!
thunder cunt by selurmun April 13, 2011

Thunder Bastard Poverty Sicles 

n. Warm weather snack, highly efficient anti-boredom tool.

Take one of the ready-mixed packages of Kool-Aid lemonade and sink the entire package in a pitcher of water. The higher concentration, the better. After all the Kool-Aid dissolves, get a bottle of lemon juice concentrate. Add as much as you feel like, a lot or a little, it really doesn't matter. After you stir that in for awhile, pour the mix into an icecube tray, cover it in saran wrap, and put toothpicks in each one, making poverty sicles. The end result will be a sickeningly sweet lemonade popsicle.

However, you don't have to use lemonade mix, or even the ready-made Kool-aid packages. You can use any flavor, just so long as you get the sugar right (or wrong, depending). I recommend a minimum of 10 packets if you're going to go that route, then fill the pitcher about halfway and add as much sugar as the water will hold. Test, correct where needed.
Tyler drew the short straw and had to test the first batch of Thunder Bastard Poverty Sicles. He took one lick and about went into sugar shock.

Thunder Clap 

The act of thrusting ones waist back and forth causing a man's scrotum to to slap the gootch creating a clapping noise.
*At the Superbowl*

Boy: "Shit bro, my hands are full."

Friend: "You can always Thunder Clap"

Boy: "If I must." (clapclapclap)

thunder thighs

Her thunder thighs couldn't even fit in her jeans.
thunder thighs by Kenny October 27, 2004

Thunder-cunt 

A girl or woman who is such a cunt that it thunders down the area causing everyone near her to run away in fear.
"Oh no! Here comes Barbra Strisand! She is total thunder-cunt! Run!"
Thunder-cunt by Retard-sex August 25, 2008

thunder thighs

Of a woman, large, broad hips and thighs. One of the most tasteful images possible is a woman of such build in a bikini.
Yeah that's right. What the above definition SHOULD SAY. Goddamn anti-fat bastard!
thunder thighs by IcyHaku December 1, 2004