Security through apathy

Reliance on nobody caring enough about your account or system to bother trying to hack into it.

"Dude, shouldn't you use a more secure password than 'qwerty' for your Tumblr account?"
"Nah, who would want to bother trying to hack into it? There's no credit card information or anything like that stored in it."
"Security through apathy. I like it!"

by Tochterlieber August 7, 2014

halfway through the bottom

Halfway through the bottom means that you are depressed. It was mainly used in the Pink Guy song "Help" It means that you are halfway through the bottom of your life and you can only go downhill from here.

I woke up sinking halfway through the bottom.

by President Jeb February 26, 2017

Hoing through the motions

When you’re a hoe but you’re also depressed about being a hoe

Regina smashes a lot of dudes but ever since she caught feelings for Jake and he just wanted to hook up she’s just been hoing through the motions.

by Finchy fresh May 3, 2019

Patting the dog through the letterbox

The act of playing with a womans lady area while she is still wearing underwear.

Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!

by Berkut666 October 27, 2011

Squeeze beans through the jeans

To let a fart rip whike wearing pants.

Pull my finger son, I'm about to squeeze beans through the jeans.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019

just contact me through the app

What a woman tells a man that she met on Tinder when he asks for her number and/or a second date and she does not want to see him again.

You: I had a great time, it would be great to hangout again
Her: Me too
You: How can I get in touch with you?
Her: Just contact me through the app

by dutone October 24, 2019

Through The Pants

Through the pants (or TTP), was a phrase coined during the initial rise of Halo 2 multiplayer. “Through the pants” implies that your opponent just got raped to such a severe and embarrassing extend that the removal of pants was not required, for either party present during the commission of said rapeage.

“Curtis, can you see me teabagging your corpse? I know you like it, all rough like this. Through the pants!”

“TTP, you suck!”

by LeonardWashington January 23, 2013