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Thot Theory of the Fourth Dimension

Theory that states and defines the question of why men pop random boners.

The theory states that when you encounter an awkward/random boner in any given time or place, it is solely because in the fourth dimension, a thot is riding you, but in result of the natural phenomenon being in another dimension, you cannot witness this firsthand with your own eyes. The only physical act you feel is having a random boner.

There have been numerous cases of people who believe they can perceive the fourth dimension, that have "witnessed a thot ride them" in a location where no one could gain access to in the real world, such as a house or bedroom.

Other encounters include people stating that these mythical thots riding them "so hard they almost pulled me into another realm of concience and time".
"Man, why do I always pop a random boner in class?"
"Woah man, your out-of-dimension-thot is into that kinky school girl stuff"
"Out-of-dimension-thot?"
"Yeah man, have you ever heard of The Thot Theory of the Fourth Dimension?"
by MushroomTippedHead5000 December 2, 2017
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Begone Thot

A phrase used to banish all thots within a 10 mile radius.
Me, to my cousin: Begone Thot!
Like every other girl in a 10 mile radius: I don't feel so good...
by A.S.E. July 10, 2019
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That's my tater thot bro
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Pewdiepie: “stupid twitch thots, no”
Alinity: “seriously, he just said that. I’m going to copystrike this guy
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I'm a thot get me lit

A description of someone who is either a "slut" or someone who rides with anything ,the phrase was brought to life by the late drill king , Pop smoke
by G lordess June 13, 2021
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thot leader

Someone who is a self-proclaimed influencer or thought leader, who uses slick marketing to sell their online course or coaching program, but in reality has very little experience.
He is an online thot leader who offers an 8-week boot camp that promises you'll land a $120K job with zero experience.
by Moxie Max January 5, 2022
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