Hate bate

When you ejaculate onto the photograph of your ex-girlfriend.

Man, I did a hate bate on my ex last night. Bitch got an eye full.

by DJ Spigga 4 Lyfe July 9, 2012

Bate and run

When someone hides in a closet at a party and once two people stumble in the room and begin sexual intercourse, the person in the closet begins to masturbate and runs out of closet, cums on the female's back, and runs out of the room.

"I pulled the bate and run on Alex's new wife last night!"

"Haha nice man! How did that turn out for them?"

"They're getting a divorce."

"Worth it."

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"Dale tried pulling the ol' bate and run on Krysten last night, but it didn't turn out quite right."

"How so?"

"He miscalculated and came on Hank instead."

by I'm a fucking lady January 1, 2012

Window Bating

When seeing an attractive person outside your window, you then proceed to pull down your pants and masturbate to that individual.

I was caught window bating when my mom saw me when she was talking to her hot friend.

by I am a Vegas accident March 27, 2011

cele-bate

To celebrate by furiously masturbating.

I passed all of my final exams, time to cele-bate.

by jms1212 December 28, 2011

Bate Mate

A European designed batch-rag. The bate mate is well-known for its superior performance and long-term reliability compared to the conventional tube sock.

"When I was overseas I couldn't believe that guys were still batching into a tube sock! Get a fuckin bate mate buddy!"

"No matter how many times I batch in between washes, my bate mate never gets dry and crusty."

"Joe said his bate mate is like a ShamWow for jizz, I might have to get one."

"Cum, ladyjuice, Santorum, the bate mate can handle it!"

by The Smifter March 25, 2012

dirty bates

Is the act of forcefully raping the door dash person and smearing the aftermath across the ground like a snail.

Did you hear Jim dirty bates 3 people last night? That shit was fucked up.

by JMOfficial June 8, 2020

Robert Bates

If your name is Robert Bates, you are probably gonna end up a squeaky voiced disabled librarian

I went to the library to take a bullet journaling class and I got scared to death. Robert Bates was teaching the class.

by Sesame Seed 2.0 May 9, 2020