pitch a tent 

to strike a boner

Whenever Shallon walks by, they all pitch a tent.

pitch a tent by Greg October 17, 2002

Pinching the Tent 

When one puts his hands in his pockets and covers his genitals, to hide an erection.

John was Pinching the Tent all during his presentation today

Pinching the Tent by Kyyrro June 10, 2015

spank tent 

A small area resembling a tent or enclosure, particularly around the edge of the bed, comprised of bed sheets, poncho liners, and or camouflage material where one may "spank" or masturbate in privacy due to cramped living conditions. Popular with armed forces personnel in deployed locations.

Can you make your spank tent smaller? I don't have any room.

spank tent by Airman Snuffy August 20, 2009

sex tent 

When you have to create a "tent" with your blanket to have sex because your roommate and/or friend is in the next bed.

We had to create a sex tent cause my roommate was in the room.

sex tent by MiamiSalsera January 18, 2016

pitch-a-tent 

to have an erection large enought to lift your trousers to a tent like shape.pitch-a-tent, pitched-a-tent, pitching-a-tent,pitches-a-tent

he loves doing it so much he pitches-a-tent everytime he thinks of it! dont start pitching-a-tent in public! of course he likes porn, i bet he has pitched-a-tent loads of times! damn shes so hot, she makes me pitch-a-tent everytime i see her!

pitch-a-tent by steven desmond January 30, 2007

camel tent 

When a girl with a mythologically-sized clit gets aroused causing the pants to protrude. Similar to male popping a tent.

She had some wicked camel tent after I licked her nipples.

camel tent by mikey james October 25, 2005

Bosnian Circus Tent 

To put the leg opening of your shorts over a person's head.

"It was horrible, he gave me a Bosnian Circus Tent, now I smell like sweaty balls."

Bosnian Circus Tent by Gaboonviper August 24, 2009