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teenager

Someone who psychologically toes the line between childhood and adulthood. This usually begins at the age 13 and ends at 18, but it can sometimes start early and end late, and vice versa.
Claudia: But, Sean, we need someone to watch the boys!
Jimmy: Look, it's not THE boys, all right?! It's A boy, and a TEENAGER!
by Elizabeth Bennett April 19, 2006
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teeaboo

One who participates in the unhealthy, new trend of Anglophilia spurred by such shows as BBC's Sherlock and Dr Who. Comparable to weeaboos in their fervour and cringe-inducingness.
Gary used to be fun to hang out with, but ever since he discovered Dr Who, he's become a teeaboo, complete with Tom Baker scarf and a penchant for slipping 'timey wimey' into every sentence.
by sophielou90 February 1, 2016
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teeayy

adj.;
ace, awesome, best-you've-never-had, bizarre, blind, cool, clumsy, easy to please, eats alot, fantabulous, far-from-average, heteroflexible, humble, likes-to-bite/recieve-kisses, loving, kind, nang, shy, slim/slender, SPACEINVADER, strange, super, ugly, unique, vietnamese, weird, wicked.

noun.;

a teeayy: a person who is too cool for school but attends anyway.

teeayy-sauce: the invisible substance emitted by anything awesome, the pure refined essence of awesome.
teeayywannabe: a person who tries to imitate the original teeayy but fails miserably.

verb.;

to be or the act of being ace, awesome, best-you've-never-had, bizarre, blind, cool, clumsy, easy to please, eats alot, fantabulous, far-from-average, heteroflexible, humble, likes-to-bite/recieve-kisses, loving, kind, nang, shy, slim/slender, SPACEINVADER, strange, super, ugly, unique, vietnamese, weird, or wicked.

adv.;

teeayy-ish, teeayyly (see adj. add ish/ly.)

antonyms.;

bad, china, loser, poor, terrible, typical, zero
adj.;
"wow, look at that teeayy jacket!"
"this noodles are goood, they are so totally teeayy!"
"ewww, that frog is kinda teeayy."

noun.;
"oi you girl, are you a teeayy?"
"duuuude, this game is teeayy-sauce!"
person 1: "dude, what's that ugly girl doing with her life!?"
person 2: "ignore her, she's just a teeayywannabe."

verb.;
"wow, that is sooooo teeayy."
"you look cool today, like teeayy."

adv;
"damn girl, you being so teeayyly!"
"lawl, you're so teeayy-ish."

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by yuh'mummaaaa. November 16, 2009
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Teenage cynicism

1) Attempting to act detached and “cool” in a way taught to the kids by MTV-affiliated celebrities.

2) A condition often seen among adolescent humans. It typically arises when a individual learns to perceive herself in a objective and rational third-person perspective, but due to her inexperience, fails to appreciate the irony of what existentialist philosophers have coined "The Absurd". The absurd human condition; the understanding of how our lives, on a cosmic scale, are futile and unimportant struggles, yet how we are unable free ourselves from treating our lives with the greatest concern.

Failing to appreciate the irony of her absurd existence, the aspiring teenage cynic then becomes obsessed with damasking the meaningfulness of her own life and the lives of others. This, she believes, will help her reach a more fundamental understanding of something which is somehow more significant and objective than that of her present life. For some people extremely prone to melodrama the condition ends in suicide.

Because the individual believes in the "truth" brought on by stripping away sentimental values culture have taught us to attach to the world, she is often perceived outwardly as cynical. This condition however should not be associated with philosophical cynicism or the kind of cynicism advocated by the likes of (the myth of) Aesop, Oscar Wilde or Dr. Samuel Johnson. The world will often treat the teenage cynic with disdain, confusing her condition with depression or apathy. Trying to solve the problem by offering entertainment of various types, the problem may intensify as the teenage cynic often will be unable to appreciate the entertainment offered, instead deeming it superficial.
Statements someone affected by teenage cynicism would typically say:

Teenage cynic 1: To me it's depressing to think about the fact that life is fundamentally without objective meaning and that one day we will all die (and the universe will end).

Teenage cynic 2: Men running around on a field, competing against each other, trying to kick a ball made out of dead skin in opposite directions. Soccer is for retards.
by mushytoast February 18, 2009
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teenage playground

A playground, typically in an elementary school or park, used by kiddies during the day, but after hours becomes the perfect place for sex, drugs, drinking, and debauchery. Is most often used by teens in the summer, when they can't go home cause their families are there, but don't feel like fucking in the car. Also can be loads of fun to play on when drunk/high/bored. (Also, parking cars in the parking lot is very common with the park, the school, and the church parking lot)
I've only ever been back to my old elementary school to get high... We were there the other day at sunset and there was still a bunch of kiddies around, then the sun went down and WHAM! Teenage playground.

Last Halloween was just and excuse for me and brandon to mess around on the playground in the park. There was kids like 50 feet away though.. I was worried my neighbors would see me. Yikes! Not the best teenage playground, although I found some beers and smokes in the BBQ pit once. Party on AG!

Colin and I christened the seesaw at Rincon Park. There's always someone smoking/drinking/longboarding there. I hear gay patrick gave some guy head in the bathroom. It's a major teenage playground.

Hitting Playgrounds before we fool around has become a major tradition with me and michael, then we go back to the car. We're really into the teenage playground. It's cute.
by stonasarah March 2, 2009
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Teela

Teela is an amazing strong girl! She is super intelligent and makes everyone around her super happy. Teela is an amazing friend and can make you smile when you’re feeling down! I love my friend Teela. She is an amazing human being and there is no one like her. So don’t ever let go of her. She stands out in a room filled with people and that’s what makes her super unique.
Guy: Woah! Is that Teela?
Me: Yeah; She’s my bestfriend!
by Maddie island June 14, 2018
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Teenager

Often want to belong somewhere, or to something at any rate. Most, I admit, are grumpy, rebellious, lo-life. But some are GREEEAATTT!
But please, please, listen to them! They often have a lot of very interesting things to say and are lovely peeps :).
Most definitions are extremely biased, and very hypocritical. They describe teenagers as grumpy, whinging kids. But if you say that, it's something along the lines of: Pot calling the kettle black ;)
No example is necessary as teenagers vary in music taste, clothes taste and opinions
by Brit December 26, 2004
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