cock teasing

Used by women to gain power and/or humilate male friends and colleagues by the art of making perfectly normal men turn in to delusional idiots when they think the cock teaser actually has been wanting sex with them.

The magnitude of the effect is directly proportional to the time spent being teased and/or your position within the organisation

"That bitch has lead me on for weeks! And I told her the plans for our management restructure!"
"What a cock teasing you've had!"

by BrettS June 25, 2005

testing

Something you do to see if this works

I'm testing this out

by verenea August 1, 2008

shit texting

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.

Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.

by jbuw April 25, 2008

tag-teaming

does not always have to be sexual. To tag-team someone could mean to gang up on them with your friends and mess with them.

ex. You and your friends want to mess with a hot guy so u go tag-teaming and fork his house.

by NYC~BABY January 9, 2011

Texting Blanks

When you get a text message on your phone, but it's blank.

Whoa cuz John when send me one blank text message. He stay texting blanks.

by Rude Bitch October 20, 2010

dick texting

When a guy you have no type of sexual relationship with sends you a text at an extremely late (or early) hour wanting some sort of sexual favor - similar to sleep texting, but with their dick.

Friend1: So "bob" was dick texting me last night :/
Friend 2: no wayyy! What did he say?
Friend 1: that he wanted to do like we did our first time.. 2 YEARS AGO!!

by MysticFire April 30, 2011

walk by texting

When you are walking towards someone and do not want to talk to them so you pull out your phone and pretend to be texting.

"Yo, he totally just walk by texted you"
"I know! Why does he have to be such an awkward asshole?"
"Ugh I know, walk by texting is not cool at all."

by jsutdance323 September 21, 2009