tattery

A tattoo shop which is run unethically, using shoddy or unclean practices.

Glenda's visit to the local tattery gave her a nasty case of hepatitis.

by four_stave_score March 7, 2004

Tattach

To attach a moustache or tattoo

The man tattached a french-looking one to his face.

by Fireball_73 January 10, 2011

tattEW

A nasty tattoo.

Person 1: Did you see that girl's dragon tattoo?
Person 2: Yeah that was gross. More like a tattEW!

by lu;r April 12, 2011

tatter monsters

female breasts
area on a women's chest, their rack.
can be classified as good, bad, medium, or as some type of classification.
boobs that a woman has

Mike: How was the night with that girl last night, Bill? Did you have a good time with her?
Bill: It was a good time. She had nice tatter monsters that I couldn't keep my eyes off the whole night.
Mike: Sounds like a memorable night.

by JBreezy Gets Bitchez November 13, 2011

Tattersack

When climbing a fence, lose your balance, your nuts get snagged and your package tears.

Dude, it's hard to walk with this tattersack.

AW SHIT! My nuts got caught. TATTERSACK!

by Jilante Woodboner September 29, 2012

tarts 'r' us

A location saturated in tarts.

My msn is just tarts 'r' us.

by JAMD December 23, 2013

tattgoddess

A tattgoddess is the most lovely girl in the world. Great parts of her body are richly decorated with uniquely beautiful and outstanding tattoos. These tattoos emphazise her charming personality and her undeniable sex appeal!

Guy 1: Did you see this beautiful with all the tatts?
Guy2: She is truly a tattgoddess!!

by simplymeandmyself March 18, 2016