chav-tastic

Anything that is obviously cheap and disgusting. Only chavs cannot see how minging it is.

- Eww, look at that Fred Perry jacket!
- I know! It's chav-tastic!

by Rach xxx May 4, 2006

Tactical Wank

Having a wank before heading out on the town to avoid turning up in 'rape mode'.

Ed: How come Dave's behaving himself tonight? He hasn't tried to finger any of those birds yet and he's been stood near them for nearly a minute?

Steve: He had a tactical wank mate.

Ed: Good call, he might see out the night.

by wankhouse December 31, 2013

tactical wank

Masturbation a period of time prior to intercourse to allow the participant to last longer before ejaculation. Also known as "Strategic wank"

"Err, Not tonight love"

by Ian S August 7, 2005

Tactical Lie Down

A nap taken when someone is meant to be somewhere or has something to do but simply can't be arsed to bother with it.

Abbreviated to tld.

Dude 1: Alex was gonna come but he hasn't text back yet

Dude 2: Yeah he probably took a tld (tactical lie down) again the lazy fucker

by D3moralizer July 6, 2011

tactical fabulous

1. When a person wears military or tactical clothing and gear that are completely over the top and unnecessary, often comical in appearance. 2.When characters in movies and TV have the wrong gear, equipment, and weapons, in contrast to what would be used in a real world situation. 3. Tactical decisions that make no sense strategically, often seen in movies and TV because the director thinks it looks good or is clueless of actual tactics.

I had to stop watching that show because the SWAT team was way too tactical fabulous. In every mission they would show up with brand new uniforms, perfect gear, and zero situation awareness. Their complete lack of tactics made me cringe.

by d_press September 17, 2018

tactical teaspoon

a teaspoon that is made out of pure tungsten and iron, is capable of digging through a few meters of reinforced concrete, can seriously harm and kill armoured opponents, can't rust, and if thrown has a penetration higher than a magnum bullet.

it can also stir tea

tactical teaspoon: a your primary weapon and your best survival tool.

by patcat November 5, 2019

Tactical barf

When you drank to much alcohol and decide to puke on purpose so you will feel better tomorrow.

Friend 1: Don’t you have to work tomorrow? You are way to drunk!
Friend 2: Nah, I will just do a tactical barf and i’ll be fine

by Jur1234 September 16, 2020