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Jedi Surfs

Jedi Surfs the famous surfing dog. An Australian Kelpie who loves the water. He is an entertainer, and super cute.
Wow check out that dog! It's Jedi Surfs!
Who's that surf dog? It's Jedi Surfs!

Isn't Jedi Surfs cute?
by Dinokid July 14, 2013
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Dashboard Surfing

The act taken by the passenger sitting shotgun described as putting ones naked feet up on the dashboard while driving around in a car, usually on a hot summer day, and often with one of the feet hanging out the window resting on the rearview mirror.
Craig: Oh gross! Check out the chick in the car next to us - she is totally dashboard surfing while her boyfriend is driving.

John: Yuk! Her toenails are skanky!

Craig: Oh my god, now she is sticking one of her feet out the window to rest it on the rearview mirror!

John: sick
by 2dboy July 7, 2010
mugGet the Dashboard Surfingmug.

Urbi-surf

Randomly surfing the urban dictionary.
A competition to prove who knows more urban terms.
Dude, you shouldn't just blatantly use words you found while "urbi-surfing".
by SodBurger December 12, 2008
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Turkey Surfing

Attempting to have sex despite the inability to achieve a full erection, resulting in your flaccid, flopping junk looking like a wet turkey gobbler smacking in the wind.
"Man, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up....so I just ended up Turkey Surfing all night"
by Kicklndaballz March 27, 2012
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Poseidon Surfing

When you're sitting on a small toilet and you start to piss, the piss sprays back on you. Only happens for boys, or toilets with no water for girls eg: planes.
"The hotel in Romania had such a fucking small toilet bowl, pissing was like Poseidon Surfing.
"Any time I take a shit, Poseidon always decides to go surfing!"
by Lamb Sauce January 18, 2018
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surfing to bed

The feeling of being so tired that you feel as though you are being rocked asleep by waves.
Today was such a long day, I'm surfing to bed.
by Agent 445 July 18, 2017
mugGet the surfing to bedmug.

concrete surfing

Wanna go concrete surfin?
wtf is concrete surfing?
skating brah!
by hipxpxixe April 16, 2016
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