Jedi Surfs the famous surfing dog. An Australian Kelpie who loves the water. He is an entertainer, and super cute.
Wow check out that dog! It's Jedi Surfs!
Who's that surf dog? It's Jedi Surfs!
Isn't Jedi Surfs cute?
Who's that surf dog? It's Jedi Surfs!
Isn't Jedi Surfs cute?
by Dinokid July 14, 2013

The act taken by the passenger sitting shotgun described as putting ones naked feet up on the dashboard while driving around in a car, usually on a hot summer day, and often with one of the feet hanging out the window resting on the rearview mirror.
Craig: Oh gross! Check out the chick in the car next to us - she is totally dashboard surfing while her boyfriend is driving.
John: Yuk! Her toenails are skanky!
Craig: Oh my god, now she is sticking one of her feet out the window to rest it on the rearview mirror!
John: sick
John: Yuk! Her toenails are skanky!
Craig: Oh my god, now she is sticking one of her feet out the window to rest it on the rearview mirror!
John: sick
by 2dboy July 7, 2010

by SodBurger December 12, 2008

Attempting to have sex despite the inability to achieve a full erection, resulting in your flaccid, flopping junk looking like a wet turkey gobbler smacking in the wind.
by Kicklndaballz March 27, 2012

When you're sitting on a small toilet and you start to piss, the piss sprays back on you. Only happens for boys, or toilets with no water for girls eg: planes.
"The hotel in Romania had such a fucking small toilet bowl, pissing was like Poseidon Surfing.
"Any time I take a shit, Poseidon always decides to go surfing!"
"Any time I take a shit, Poseidon always decides to go surfing!"
by Lamb Sauce January 18, 2018

by Agent 445 July 18, 2017

by hipxpxixe April 16, 2016
