chump stump

A semi erect penis, often achieved through drunken arousal or an ugly lay

Man 1: Heard ya got laid last night, How was it?

Man 2: horrible bro, horrible

Man 1: oh no, why's that

Man 2: Bitch was so ugly and I was so wasted I could only achieve a chump stump

by J's_Marvelous_Terms February 09, 2019

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Phone-Stumped

when your just about to answer your phone and then they hang up

ey yo i just got phone-stumped by my buddy joe!

by boogymanatecheese July 28, 2021

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Stump Tugger

Lesbian. When lesbians stretch their clitoris to the point that they have miniature penises. A common practice among carpet lickers.

Why is her clit so big it looks like a cock? 'Cause she is a "stump tugger!"

by echomania January 18, 2010

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Dick stump

Only a little bit of the base of the dick left after being cut off brutally with knife or machete. Normally done during an erection. This is usually done by another male. Doing such a thing may have many motives.

Bill: you suck Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: ..........
Bill: I swear I will make you a dick stump

by Sick eyeball March 09, 2012

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[cunt]stumped

When a woman's potential to get laid by a man is thwarted by her girlfriend.

Lindsay, on the verge of going home with John the supermodel for the evening, was suddenly cuntstumped by Simone her bitter, resentful, and inebriated best friend who claimed she lost her keys and needed a ride home.

by Dumbass Dave May 03, 2006

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