Media Strumpet

Someone who always knows where the TV cameras or other media devices are at all times and always makes sure they are noticed by them. Examples would be celebrities, politicians or sports figures. that have nothing of importance to say, but always make sure they wind up on-camera as often as they can. An individual of former importance that panders to the camera or other media devices to make sure they are seen despite their irrelevance today. Synonym: Attention Strumpet

The term strumpet originally meant a female prostitute, or a lady of "questionable" character. Media or Attention Strumpet includes members of both sexes who crave media attention

"The former vice-presidential candidate continues to inanely talk about things (s)he knows nothing of. (S)he is nothing but an attention strumpet."

" That football player is a giant media strumpet. He knows where the cameras are at all times and makes sure he is noticed by them. "

by Jerold in Citrus Park February 6, 2020

white hand of Saruman

while getting a girl from behind you smack her on the ass leaving a hand print that fades from white to red and scream out "white hand of Saruman"

Created by nerds after watching LOTR where Saruman puts his hand on the orcs and makes sure they know who they serve.

(Smack) White hand of Saruman bitch!!!

by JLA2006 January 22, 2009

strumpet

According to Lloyd Christmas, a food that is eaten while drinking tea.

"If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets."

by He Hate Me October 25, 2006

strumming my man banjo

the act of a man masturbating

ohhh dude i was so horny last night but my girls outta town so i had to spend the night strumming my man banjo

by jonbalbach June 29, 2009

sturman

This is the lady of your dreams. She is the perfect wife material that every guy wishes to have. She not only supports you and loves you with all her heart, she genuinely cares. Yet, sometimes her strong sense of love can cause her to care too much. Though, there is nothing you can do about it because she will show exactly how she feels. The most genuine girl you will ever meet. ;)

I'm going to marry Ashley before some else does, she is such a sturman.

by bigZeasy March 7, 2014

sthumaya

a TikTok queen

''do you know sthumaya?''

DUH SHE IS A TIKTOK QUEEN

by STHUMAYA December 5, 2020

White Hand of Saruman

The act of jerking off in someone else's house, making sure to get all of the cum completely on your hand, and then leaving a hand print on a piece of their furniture.

When I was in Chicago, Tommy left a White Hand of Saruman on my comforter...

by bigpapi99 December 2, 2009