Stunad

Donald Trump

Trump. Ma Che stunad.

by Pentangeli January 24, 2019

straddleworthy

Sexually desirable. Intended for use by women to describe men. Especially me LOL! I was delighted to see that no-one coined this before me. Yayee!

Yeah, he's a jerk, but I'll let that go, 'cos he's toooootally straddleworthy!!

by Andy Sword January 5, 2009

Straddle-whipped

Similar to the common term "Pussy-whipped" except this person in fact does not receive any pussy. This person is on a leash so short they sometimes turn to the same sex for pleasure. Made popular by one Ryan J. Abbott.

Ryan is so straddle-whipped he refuses to hook up with anyone.

by Oliver February 5, 2005

Stradinger's Law

The principle that, in a professional environment, the person(s) who critically block your forward progress at any given moment are in a meeting when you go to look for them.

Peter: I was looking for Josep, Tony and Rafael for an architectural decision, and they're all in the architecture meeting.
Dominic: That's Stradinger's Law for you.

by emlprime July 7, 2010

Sausage Straddler

A homosexual man

"Look at the state of that mincer over there - a sausage straddler for sure"

by tbone69 August 22, 2008

cpr straddle

That is when someone straddles you like a beast in heat while administering CPR.

Wow did you see how she gave him the CPR straddle after he was found not breathing over there in the corner?

by CPR STRADDLE April 23, 2013

mezza la strada

Mezza la strada is an italian phrase meaning middle of the street. But can be used as a negative statement to someone being stupid, or a person who is what we call "shot".

For example when somebody says something stupid or does something really dumb italians use the phrase minchia tu sei mezza la strada.

by TMangia December 9, 2013