Milk Stoned

Consuming enough breast milk endocannabinoids to get sleepy (applies to infants, but we don't judge)

DAMN! Boo those titties are FIRE! They got me MILK STONED!!

by Sir Nut Musk March 7, 2023

stove-piper

A person that is a hack at their trade. The handle describes a lack of foresight and poor technique.

(Like the old Mickey Mouse cartoon pot-bellied stove).

"Dude is fast, but he's total stove-piper!"

by DB0380 September 12, 2009

stoned

A state of enlightenment achieved by inhaling the green air of happiness.

"Dude I feel like a penguin... OH MY GOD DUDE I AM A PENGUIN!"

I am so stoned I just singed my hair with the lighter. I will have to wear a hat tomorrow.

by elf4545 February 1, 2008

Stoned

the feeling which accompanies large consumption of cannabis. 'Stoned' refers to the body high that comes from it which honestly feels like you have a couple tons of stones laying on top of oneself; thusly, one is unable to get up off the couch.

Friend-'What the FUCK are we watching!!!' Me- 'I have no clue but i'm just too STONED to get up for the remote'

by hank the dank January 25, 2009

steved

To have rough sex with someone, then after your done fucking
Them you procede to cockslap the person in the back of the head while shouting I am invincible please eat my pantaloones. Then afterwards you take the girl out to a nice relaxing dinner by the fire.

Gravy-Train- I steved your mom last night

Fragster-Thanx {sceptical and cynical} did ya know than to steve means to die for us? lsm
Neo- not anymore
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Guy two- Dude wheres my girl
Guy one- I steved that bitch last night and left her on the corner

by Andre Summey December 13, 2006

stoned

The smoking of canabis in high quantitys will get you stoned/high. If too much is taken user may "whitey" in which they turn pale and throw up. Bongs are used in getting one "stoned" in some parts. These can get these users on a "fucked up high". I am using a Killa Bong at the moment =P

When you're so stoned you sit on websites that you found by typing "im so fucking stoned" into google, and then feeling your head go tingly whilst listening to "trippy shit" by "Infected Mushroom". He or she may then have a shower and then fall asleep in an odd position whilst watching wierd late night telly.

by Christian Graham January 14, 2006

Stoned

You feel like you’re in a dream, like nothing bad can happen. Imagine you are as happy as Alice in Wonderland. You are also very hungry, and will want to enjoy the “Munchies”. You also look like a chink and your eyes might be red. Haha. You will get tired, but its ok cause sleep feals really good. You might think video games are hella fun but you just cant seem to keep up with the person, and do bad, it like you are trying to win a big race. Music sounds hella good. Songs by The Beatles (like I Want You (She’s So Heavy)). And Bob Marley is hella good and trippy songs. Its pretty much the most wonderful feeling in the world.

Lets go get stoned

by meglra March 15, 2009