slouche

A cross between a slut and a douchébag...

Jordan is such a slouche!

by Klade March 5, 2004

stoughton, massachusetts

Samll town south of Boston. Also known as "Toughtown." Filled with jews, blacks, japs, stoners, junkies, sluts, dykes, prudes, wiggers, russians, and fuglies. Most of the guys wear pink and call themselves metro because they're afraid they might be gay. Enemies with Canton Bitches.

A: "Lets go key that Canton slutbag's car. What should we write?"
B: I'm thinking 'FUCK U! Love, Toughtown -Tell all ya friends' What do u think?"
C: "Wait u guys, just let me blow this guy in the back of a school bus and then we can all shoot up some heroin!"
A: "OK"

by EffinHater February 5, 2005

stooch

the meaning of cooch.. but a stinky one......

dam dem street walkers got some stooch

by stoochy wally March 1, 2009

Ratner's touch

The opposite of the Midas touch. A person for whom everything turns to crap, if (s)he gets involved.

Named after jewellery magnate Gerald Ratner, who infamously declared his proudcts to be "total crap" and wouldn't last much "longer than a M&S {Marks & Spencer} prawn sandwich", during a speech to the Insitute of Directors (1991).

Although his comments were meant to be tongue-in-cheek, shares in his company drastically plummeted and he almost bankrupted the company. The speech is often heralded as an example of the value of branding and image over quality.

It's a nightmare working with with Cheryl, she always bodges things up-- she's got the Ratner's touch.

by Roger Mellie 84 October 31, 2009

smouch

A generalised term for a sloppy vagina

You could fit a dozen cocks in that pirate whore's smouch

by Drew Christx November 11, 2004

stoughton, massachusetts

wow whoever wrote that is wicked gay

whoever wrote that is wicked gay

by ryan April 18, 2005

Skeet Stouche

Semen spread across the upper lip that forms a "moustache" made of ejaculate.

" I pulled out my cock and released my load over her top lip, producing a thick Skeet Stouche"

by corndog1111 May 17, 2016