Stoned as a Kite 

Being so high you're sentences don't make any logical sense.

Guy 1: Do you want to go to Walmart?
Guy 2: We can't. The Walmart Baggage Claim won't recognize me as a valid soldier.
Guy 1: Dude you're stoned as a kite right now.

Stoned as a Kite by Knight Phantom January 19, 2014

beef stroked 

To get your man handle rubbed on by a lady.

Dude, grant is going to whip out his dude meat and get his beef stroked by rachel tonight.

beef stroked by -taters- June 21, 2006

courtesy stoke 

using a stoker to clean any excess ash out of the bong before passing it on

'the fucken bong got clogged!'
'merve the cunt should have given it a courtesy stoke'

courtesy stoke by mgkirkpatrick November 2, 2009

Secondhand Stoned 

When someone gets stoned from being around pot smoke without smoking it themselves.

He passed out on the drive home. I think he was secondhand stoned from when we smoked that bowl around him earlier.

Secondhand Stoned by Bohopoetgirl March 5, 2011

Profoundly Stoned 

To be so wrecked that you are unable to weigh in with words of confidence when battling an alien invasion

I would love to offer some words of wisdom but i am too profoundly stoned

Profoundly Stoned by sgtkm July 9, 2011

stoke 

1. the exhiliration/happiness a person find in something
2. the confidence gained in skating or surfing

Man, I really lost my stoke, i can't even ollie anymore!

stoke by baseddisciple February 18, 2014

Stoned Mountain 

Getting high on top of the famous Stone Mountain, located in Stone Mountain, GA. This does not count getting high around stone mountain, only at the top. Provides a great view of Greater ATL. Gwinnett county stand up.

Harry- Dude, where do you wanna smoke this blunt?

Jason- Idk man, I can't smoke in my car again my parents are getting suspicious.

Harry- we can go to stone mountain, I have a pass.

jason- you mean....stoned mountain??

harry- wow your guay, but ok lets go

Stoned Mountain by GTharry October 9, 2009